The Lucas North Faculty of Parachute Studies at the UMN

[DumSpiroSpero]

Not entirely tasteful, but it's what we all hoped really isn't it?

Well I don't know about Massive, but I'm certainly having a wibble!

::takes advantage of Massive's temporary weakness and wrestles pot of Vicks off her::

Come on Gizzy, you're sounding a bit snuffly there, my love.

::whisks Gizzy off to the San::

Blimey - have just gone on Wattpad and GR has overtaken MIM by 200 readers!

The Giz is certainly popular boy!

Asking questions is that Sigmund does, LadyD, although I doubt he'll be asking any more for a while, what with him being somewhat perforated indisposed. As, alas, am I so I must go to bed while you minxes continue to cavort with Messire Gisborne.

Bitey Knight Maud, you just earned me a from dear Jasper as I snorted at Gizzy being somewhat perforated .

Night Maud!

::Looks back::

It's poor inoffensive Sigmund who's been perforated, LadyD. Do give dear Jasper my very best love, the lamb.

::smiles enigmatically::

Good night, Spiro!

Night Maud sleep tight, don't' let the knighties bite

Academy Health Warning : If you slather Gizzy with Vicks, don't forget after a few glasses of and lick him as usual.

Maudy, have you made Sylvester's acquaintance yet?

::hands Massive tongue scraper::

::momentarily detained::

Sadly, no. The CD player has blown up again or probably been melted by the heat generated by The Voice.

::really going to bed now::

Thanks ladyD, does my tongue really look that furry?

The one thing I really, really want to type now will probably cause MrT to implode with shock and Maud to drown me in the Bromide tank.

So I shall refrain.

::admirable self restraint emoticon::

Proper LOL at Dr Gisborne's return from Boots

Lady D I heard the purple Porsche bit this evening, vair odd.

Sorry my post was written ages ago but Smallboy Major has just thrown up everywhere and I have been cleaning up . I now feel really sick as I always do when someone else has been. I am a bad mother, I just want to run a mile from the sick and the sick person but he just wants a cuddle. I wish I could get over this phobia.

Oh. Maybe I missed it as Harry isn't in that scene so I wasn't paying attention, being so absorbed in the ironing ::virtuous::

Nightmare Small - hope it's nothing too hideous.

I always hate the feeling of dread that whatever it is will inevitably come my way regardless of how much bleach/Dettol spray I put into action .

Oh Small poor you, what a trial. And poor Smallboy Major. Had we had better send Gizzy off on Richie for a bottle of Dettol?

Oh Small, I'm sorry, I didn't register SmallboyMajor's sickness. Poor him and poor you. Fingers crossed it's just a one off incident.

Three times now and it's heading south!

Oh God you poor thing!

Oh no Small.

::sends 'Get Better' vibes to SmallboyMajor::

::sends Anti-Bug shield to SmallboyMinor and Small::

Ditto!

I really must be off to bed now.

Sweet dReAms - and hopefully a better day for you tomorrow, Small.

Bed here too.

I hope your night isn't too disturbed Small. Have you got ice for him to suck on? Smashed up ice cubes, ime, are tolerated much more easily than sips of water. You can pour a little bit of squash over them to give a little sugar boost too.

Bitey Knight all.

Oh dear I am sorry Small. What a pain for the whole Small family. I do wish I could do something to help. This is one thing virtual freinds are no good for.