The Sergeant John Porter Memorial College at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Motto: Qui audet adipiscitur

Areas of study include:

Firearms Training aka Big Guns 101

Advanced off-road driving

Improvised Vehicle Maintenance

Hostage Negotiation

...and lots more!

Have you tried the screencap gallery, LadyD?

Bagsy the one on the left!

Talking of Misters Bean, that reminds me. Ae you ladiez aware of the rather niche resource that is the RH Season One Episode Audiobooks, read by a certain Voice we all hold dear? With the bonus of interviews with the Man himself.

I was deeply touched by the account of how much he had missed baked beans, while he was filming. You might say he was Hungary for them.

Before I get my coat, may I just say that I know just how he felt?

That's kind of you, LadyDamerel, but although I can see that Mr J is a fine-looking gentleman and I am looking forward to going to hear him sing with Small and others (or, to be more precise, going with Small and others to hear him sing, as I doubt that we will be joining him on stage) he doesn't set my pulse racing in the way that my cravat-sporting inamoratus does.

I had baked beans for tea tonight, Massive :)

I haven't listened to any of the RH audiobooks but I suspect that Father Christmas may be advised of its existence.

Sean Bean's name annoys me. Each name looks the same so it should sound the same. He should either call himself Seen Bean or Shaun Baun.

As before, Massive, I stand ready to post you a parcel of Heinz's finest, should you need him them.

::packs Massive English hamper::

(Massive in both senses of the word )

Neither of them were screencap gallery pics, Twigs, I think they are from one of the blogs though I found them initially via google, afair.

If you have the one on the left then I'll have the one on the right.

::nothing if not generous::

He is known as Seen Bean in Maud Villas, Twiggy. Bloke is a big fan of Sharpe, so this tired old hilarious pun gets wheeled out regularly.

Heinz cerainly never had a finer variety, Maud,

TBH those audiobooks are not that marvellous, Twiggy, and he doesn't do his Gizzy voice nearly enough. But a kind soul gave them to me. I believe the ones with original stories are better.

Thanks so much for the offer of hampers. What a kind crowd you are.

Me too, Massive. That very street (I think).

I am going to brave the very, very furthest reaches of the archives in search of my pics, which I will find tonight. Before I go, can anyone tell me the reference of the blog with the lime green title/banner?

::Clueless::

::Renews her offer to sell Massive, LadyD or other keen Academicians a bit of London Bridge station or other Spooks ephemera::

The RA FB. ladyD?

Hmm, Maud, what are your prices like?

Yes! Thank you, Massive.

::collects torch, dusters and guide rope::

I'll be back.....

I don't frequent the blogs I'm afraid, LadyD, so I'm not sure. Though I am on tenterhooks to see this elusive pic!

Oh, very reasonable, Massive. You can have a paving slab for £2,500 or this old Evian bottle full of air I exhaled after my theatrical escapade for £1,000,000. I accept Paypal.

I accept Paypal

That's a shame, because Paypal won't accept me. I shall have to resort to a suitcase full of used notes, hidden under my rather questionable raincoat.

I take it monoply money Islandish pfunds will do>

So which of these worthless priceless artifacts are you intending to buy, Massive?

::prepares invoice::

Can I have a 5p. lick of paving stone, please, Maud?

I rather fancy the Evian bottle of air but I should have to have it chemically analysed to authenticate its provenance

Sure. Are you coming to London [ticket price £753,894 on MaudAir] or shall I bring it to the island?

You could always courier it over by SPS

::smacks forehead::

Why didn't I think of that?

Evening ladiez!

Mr S out, Miss S sparko, glass of wine, choccie, Chapter Four on wattpad and RH S1.5 on the DVD player...happy days!

You've all been busy this evening.

You know how it is, Spiro. Pushing back the frontiers of knowledge, furthering the understanding of our immensely important subject.