Tiptoes quietly into the corner...

[Typecast]

HAHAHAHA ONLY JOKING!!

TA-DA!!!! I'M FINALLY HERE after much moaning on Twitter and a lost application, Mumsnet have fast-tracked my application and I'm now officially a "Mumsnet Blogger". What have I let myself in for??

Some of you may already know me, in which case "Hi" - make yourselves known.
Some of you may never have heard of me, in which case "Hi" - where the frig have you been for the past two years?
Some of you may know me from a previous life where I had a different username, in which case "Hi" - and sssshhhh we don't talk about that any more.
Some of you may know me in real life, in which case "Hi" - isn't it time you rang me and we arranged a coffee date?
Some of you have probably clicked off by now and though "weirdo", in which case "Bye".

I have been described as Tigger, Quirky and The Queen of Rants. I blog at Typecast

Chickens don't take direction well. And I can't imagine a angst ridden chicken attempting to avenge it's fathers death. They lack the sentiment. And it's bloody hard to express emotion when your face is immobile.

Loving this thread title!

Yawn.

BTW the brave soul who trolled my blog and accused it of being shit, boring and bollocks. Nice work proving my point there, thanks for that. Next time, how about grow a pair and add your name? Theres a good miserable nutter.

Chicken Hamlet would be a great blog post.

I am more than happy to have my chickens pimped, ta

Oh wow, is she, Captain? I'd forgotten about her. I remember that thread but I don't think I actually posted on it.

Somehow it doesn't surprise me that she's friendly with those people. Or that she still bears a grudge

yeah..I can see that. Eyebrows would help, of course....

Told you I hadn't read it Dirty (lied ) Night Night, off to finish wine and watch box set of Band Of Brothers. Is marv!

teehee, BIWI

Missed and apostrophe there 20something

Romeo and pouliet
Merchant oeuf venice
Much ado about clucking

Oh is Sons of Anarchy good then? I quite fancied that. Worth buying dvd?

Oh, well played AnyFule

douglaspouch - it actually appears to be Top Sante and Woman and Home. [deadpan]

YaMaetc - Sons of Anarchy is brilliant. Buy all the DVDs. Alternatively, if you have no moral compass you can download them for free from places like piratebay or torrentday, or so I've heard.

Shame the News of the World is defunct. They would have loved to employ some of the sudo-intelligent mentalists on this forum any day of the week, to get offended by sod all.

Oh and for the person keeping tabs on our tweets- you're getting behind my friend, we've been posting some more for you to copy and paste. Or did you just disappear up someone's arsehole after copying them to look good?

Henny The IV?
Othenno?

Not forgetting Macbeak

Ok, sorry that is weak. All I could think of

Bollocks. Why can't I think of anything?! My powers...they are waning....

I wasn't going to admit to intending to download it! Damn my lack of moral compass

mentalists? How charming

Are you sure that you really want to be on Mumsnet if you wish to employ that kind of vocabulary?

Is Julius Caesar Chicken Salad too much of a leap?