Tiptoes quietly into the corner...

[Typecast]

HAHAHAHA ONLY JOKING!!

TA-DA!!!! I'M FINALLY HERE after much moaning on Twitter and a lost application, Mumsnet have fast-tracked my application and I'm now officially a "Mumsnet Blogger". What have I let myself in for??

Some of you may already know me, in which case "Hi" - make yourselves known.
Some of you may never have heard of me, in which case "Hi" - where the frig have you been for the past two years?
Some of you may know me from a previous life where I had a different username, in which case "Hi" - and sssshhhh we don't talk about that any more.
Some of you may know me in real life, in which case "Hi" - isn't it time you rang me and we arranged a coffee date?
Some of you have probably clicked off by now and though "weirdo", in which case "Bye".

I have been described as Tigger, Quirky and The Queen of Rants. I blog at Typecast

{Not bad, but look bored and insolent at the same time}

I have bookmarked it, Mme. I am already spread too thinly this evening, what with the proofreading and this strangely compelling car crash of a thread.

ok...

I tried that but just look constipated really

I wasn't going to say this 20something, but since you are still being nasty about us, I will.

Your blog is extremely confusing, full of junk and badly written. My hand was itching for a red pen while I was reading it.

That is not sarcasm, btw.

I have never read Hamlet. Should I? Used to smoke the cigars though.

Chickens can I please have a link to your chicken soap opera blog because that sounds frickin awesome.

I love Hamlet. I especially love the farcical death ending. Every fucker cops it in the end. It's a metaphor, innit

I love the Chicken blog. They have characters and emotions and feelings, just like real people. It is fecking awesome.

Well I've just ate some Ben and Jerry's while PMSL at your outrage that we don't much like your blog.

I'm now off to have some great sex with dp now so am hardly miserable.

Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

Chicken I've looked at you blog. I'm not into chickens. Sorry

AnyFule

MmeLindor I have bookmarked to read tomorrow. It looks excellent.

I fear I have bigged it up, AnyFule. In reality, I just wittier on about my chickens and attempt at keeping them alive. Surprisingly eager to top themselves, chickens.

execpt for the foreign dude who comes in with his army at the end..

No need to apologise, TheRealMBJ. It's a niche market. Like train spotting or stamp collecting. Only with more poo.

A chicken Hamlet would be amazing. Could you stage it, Chickens?

Dirty I raise you: Let me be cruel, not unnatural;
I will speak daggers to her, but use none.

Just, like, in photo-story format?

could you stage it with chickens???

DirtyMartini t'is strange this thread, isn't it? Who would've thought that bloggers with so many awards form so many more important places, would care so deeply about our opinions?

dirtymartini- am loving your work here!

I am laughing heartily as our archenemy d u l w i t c h is partaking in the twitfest

The foreign dude is just a foil

I like all the poisoning 'Thou hast poisoned me, you bastard' etc. It's fab.

Ooh, Flowery, very apt.

I have a friend who will love it though. She is mad about her chickens. Would you mind if I linked on FB?

Can I just welcome all these new posters to Mumsnet? I'm so glad that you are all gracing us with your presence.