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Tiptoes quietly into the corner...

496 replies

Typecast · 27/07/2011 13:22

HAHAHAHA ONLY JOKING!!

TA-DA!!!! I'M FINALLY HERE after much moaning on Twitter and a lost application, Mumsnet have fast-tracked my application and I'm now officially a "Mumsnet Blogger". What have I let myself in for??

Some of you may already know me, in which case "Hi" - make yourselves known.
Some of you may never have heard of me, in which case "Hi" - where the frig have you been for the past two years?
Some of you may know me from a previous life where I had a different username, in which case "Hi" - and sssshhhh we don't talk about that any more.
Some of you may know me in real life, in which case "Hi" - isn't it time you rang me and we arranged a coffee date?
Some of you have probably clicked off by now and though "weirdo", in which case "Bye".

I have been described as Tigger, Quirky and The Queen of Rants. I blog at Typecast

OP posts:
Pleb1969 · 28/07/2011 22:42

Thankyou for the lovely welcome AnyFuleKno, tis nice to be loved. And DH is watching some utter bollox on TV so thought I would lurk/post on hee for a bit.

Pleb1969 · 28/07/2011 22:42

here, not hee.

SuePurblybilt · 28/07/2011 22:42

Doesn't matter where I see him, he'll always be Dead Jim, turning blue in Ramsay Street to me.

AnyFuleKno · 28/07/2011 22:43

He's actually quaite dashing...

SuePurblybilt · 28/07/2011 22:45

For you Anyfule <a class="break-all" href="http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?q=alan+a+dale&hl=en&rlz=1T4DSGJ_enGB389GB389&tbm=isch&tbnid=D3QZ3ZzPQAXLYM:&imgrefurl=perfectblend-media.co.uk/appear.htm&docid=VJWE5GxzJ8OawM&w=352&h=288&ei=FtgxTtCFHc-78gP9o8WhDg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=858&vpy=169&dur=2418&hovh=203&hovw=248&tx=113&ty=194&page=6&tbnh=158&tbnw=193&start=66&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:66&biw=1366&bih=492" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">dishy

AnyFuleKno · 28/07/2011 22:45

Pleb your puppy on your profile pics is really adorable!

Pleb1969 · 28/07/2011 22:48

I know! Had big cuddles with her tonight, she is 6 weeks old today and I am helping foster mum take all 5 pups to the vets tomorrow to be chipped. She has that lovely puppy smell. Aug 13th can't come quick enough!!

Pleb1969 · 28/07/2011 22:51

That picture is just wrong Sue! He looks much better with less Brillo-pad hair I reckon... like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=alan+dale&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1T4GGHP_enGB442GB442&tbm=isch&tbnid=gMnecUjeY5x0-M:&imgrefurl=www.iambish.com/case&docid=6FZcl4KWq5mczM&w=450&h=298&ei=ttkxTuDqJcSu8QPYlpmhDg&zoom=1&iact=rc&page=5&tbnh=132&tbnw=162&start=93&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:93&tx=76&ty=66&biw=1366&bih=595" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this one.

AnyFuleKno · 28/07/2011 22:59

That picture sue! I have hair like that...in my armpits.

We were made for each other

SuePurblybilt · 28/07/2011 23:00

It is very like Private Hair, isn't it?
He is dreamy.

AnyFuleKno · 28/07/2011 23:02

Private hair Grin pmsl

I have printed off the pic that pleb linked and am going to tape it to the inside of my pants.

Pleb1969 · 28/07/2011 23:03

Private Hair? Is that another character Alan Dale has played? Wink

SuePurblybilt · 28/07/2011 23:04

Grin tape it to your pants? Watch out for your Private Hair then.
I liked Libby's husband Drew. He was not a Robinson but he was manly.

AnyFuleKno · 28/07/2011 23:06

Private hair.. He was the army's newest recruit..he was on a mission. A mission to defeat the commiew, star in every tv series ever made, and get the girl of his dreams.

Private hair...standing to attention..at a cinema near you

Pleb1969 · 28/07/2011 23:08

has everyone else gone to bed?

tethersend · 28/07/2011 23:10

Private Hair?

Sounds like a cunt.

SuePurblybilt · 28/07/2011 23:12

Shaving Private Hair

StayFrosty · 28/07/2011 23:16

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DirtyMartini · 28/07/2011 23:23

Heading to bed but couldn't resist looking in at this. Relieved to see thread has not been swamped by exhausting angry new members. Love notion of taping things to inside of one's pants.

Pleb1969 · 28/07/2011 23:25

I'm just trying to think who I would tape to the inside of my pants....

SuePurblybilt · 28/07/2011 23:30

I'd tape Superman to the inside and Clark Kent to the outside.

Pleb1969 · 29/07/2011 00:14

I think I would have to tape <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=puckerman&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1R2GGHP_enGB442&tbm=isch&tbnid=HN8oV9FfTDmo7M:&imgrefurl=bestuff.com/stuff/noah-puck-puckerman&docid=f7xojfh700k9AM&w=210&h=316&ei=Fe0xTpGqAdG28QOxuYShDg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=177&vpy=93&dur=1434&hovh=252&hovw=168&tx=99&ty=147&page=1&tbnh=128&tbnw=85&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&biw=1366&bih=595" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">him on the inside for starters. Even though I am old enough to be his mum.

seachange · 29/07/2011 00:46

Oooh no, yuck, too pretty.

What a fun thread for an insomniac

SuePurblybilt · 29/07/2011 08:58

! Pleb, he is twelve. If it was Shag/Marry/Die with the Glee cast, granted. Tape away. But out of the whole world?

Pleb1969 · 29/07/2011 12:28

But I've gone off George Clooney! even though he does look PHWOARR <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=george+clooney&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1R2GGHP_enGB442&tbm=isch&tbnid=9h51rMC5CQhLAM:&imgrefurl=hotcelebstalk.com/category/top-celebrities/george-clooney-top-celebrities/&docid=6PFi6ukS64mJgM&w=341&h=500&ei=NZkyTraHGoap8AOU68mhDg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=169&vpy=168&dur=18022&hovh=272&hovw=185&tx=71&ty=184&page=1&tbnh=126&tbnw=86&start=0&ndsp=27&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0&biw=1366&bih=595" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here!