Tiptoes quietly into the corner...

[Typecast]

HAHAHAHA ONLY JOKING!!

TA-DA!!!! I'M FINALLY HERE after much moaning on Twitter and a lost application, Mumsnet have fast-tracked my application and I'm now officially a "Mumsnet Blogger". What have I let myself in for??

Some of you may already know me, in which case "Hi" - make yourselves known.
Some of you may never have heard of me, in which case "Hi" - where the frig have you been for the past two years?
Some of you may know me from a previous life where I had a different username, in which case "Hi" - and sssshhhh we don't talk about that any more.
Some of you may know me in real life, in which case "Hi" - isn't it time you rang me and we arranged a coffee date?
Some of you have probably clicked off by now and though "weirdo", in which case "Bye".

I have been described as Tigger, Quirky and The Queen of Rants. I blog at Typecast

Shit not bishop...what was scoffs surname off of neighbours?

SCOTT's

This magical typewriter is making me look a right cunt

ROBINSON.

He was a cunt.

Scott Robinson

None of these sweets are poisoned, honestly they're not. Please. Stop the madness.

This really saddens me to be honest. I have always been a BMC'er but have come to really love MN I also happen to get on well with, like and respect the OP. Someone HAS fanned the flame admittedly! I just really wish someone would just say: we WERE heavy handed (mouthed) sorry about that....

Now, Does anyone know how to build a bridge?

I love MN - because it is not full of sheep who toe the party line. It is filled with lovely humorous people, who can laugh at others and at themselves equally. But I think there is a very low tolerance for those who are up themselves and their sock puppets supporters.

I came onto this thread because I saw all the "talk". I think this thread is quite mild tbh. I am wondering what all the fuss is about

The Robinsons, as a family, had ishoos.

Indeed.

That Jim was a cunt too.

Going off to Orange County and acting all American. The cunt.

He was fettled good though, nobody could come back from that death scene.
Paul too. Helen must have been wonering - where did it all go so very very wrong?

wondering. Not wonering. I was typing in a Melbourne accent.

didn't Jim end up in Ugly Betty too? (uh-oh, I have now changed from a lurker on this thread to a poster... be gentle with me! )

So he did!

What a cunt.

bloody hell, I bet he's paid his mortgage off now then.

He's also in the Killing (US one) fear it won't end well. Oh also de-lurked.

Welcome pleb..

All this talk of the Robinson clan has given me a hankering to watch this

I nearly de-lurked during Chickengate but couldn't come up with anything witty enough.

Oh! I know how to build a bridge!! Well ... almost. Ds had to do this for a project at school: lots of triangles. That's the key.

By the way, is it the Chelsea Bridge (in London) that was built by women during the war? Or is that a myth?

And Spamalot with nekkid ladies. <a class="break-all" href="http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?q=jim+from+neighbours+rude&hl=en&rlz=1T4DSGJ_enGB389GB389&biw=1366&bih=492&tbm=isch&tbnid=tZsPSnqvHZ7c4M:&imgrefurl=lowculture.proboards.com/index.cgi%253Fboard%253Dhello%2526action%253Dprint%2526thread%253D3306&docid=OGMdhvqXLZjz6M&w=440&h=600&ei=v9UxTtKsGMiu8gPJiMygDg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=312&page=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=111&start=0&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0&tx=81&ty=87" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">the utter cunty chops

I have tried to build bridges. Here and on Twitter. But to no avail.

Welcome wiggles too

I tell you what, he ain't arf got about - check this out!

Oh. Am sad. Google tells me that the "Women's Bridge" does not appear to be moored on fact.