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You don't know what your missing Twigster, these programme are such car crash tv, I think I'll justtake a peek and see what the fuss is about and it's so horrendous you can't look away.

Spiro that's exactly the problem, they come into my office and want to play and I can't .

You could always pretend you were a twitcher, LadyD, a la Springwatch. -- observing a pair of urban kestrels perhaps,

Lady D you need to take some stalking tips from Massive and me, we camped at Heathrow for weeks..

Right off to bed to dream of fake tans and hair extensions tuxedos and beards. Night all.

The person you really need advice from is my lunatic mother-in-law. Her most recent escapade was camping outside Westminster Abbey for 4 day for the Royal Wedding!

I'm going too. Night all. I look forward to some tuxy goodness tomorrow! TwigBoy is going to nusery tomorrow if it kills me... :)

Night Small. Am I right in guessing we'll all be on here bright and early tomorrow to see what has transpired overnight?

Night Small. Must go myself, wish I didn't have to, as i'm having fun

Sweet CalifoRniA DReAming, Ldies.

Tell me. Tell me all of them.

I genuinely think I need to go shopping in Liverpool on the 27th. Anyone fancy coming with me? Can offer a B&B service too .

Night Twigs! Good luck with Master Twigs tomorrow. Miss Spiro has actually asked to go to breakfast club tomorrow morning even though I can take her in, so she can see her best friend earlier!

4 days Spiro, ye Gods . I'm not that dedicated, not even for the Man, especially if the beard is still in situ.

Night all.

Don't tempt me Lady D!

I've been wondering if he'll come & see Ian McKellan in this which is not far from me. Although it's not something likely to come up on Twitter until after the event is someone spots him.

Might arrange a few day trips to Chichester just for the hell of it !

Can offer a B&B service

Perhaps he'd feel safer at the Adelphi, Lady D

Night again, all

A night in the Adelphi wouldn't go amiss. I might get to sleep in past 5:30.

Although.....

::imagination in overdrive::

It's so nice to know I'm not the only proper perve on thread Lady D !

BTW have you had a chance to watch any of Sparkhouse yet?

Not yet. I did think about watching it earlier whilst ironing but want to give it my full attention. Need 3 hours sans LordD and MiniDs. That'll be in September then, as MasterD2 finished preschool tomorrow.

@ proper perve. Don't tar me with your brush!

Look what I've just found..........

Ignore that, .

MornIng Lady D, I will have to wait until I can get on the computer to watch that. Any photos?

Stills here, Small

In the background here

Big one

Nice work Lady D!

Must admit I'm not wild on the look though, but will reserve final judgement until I've watched the vid and looked again on pc instead of phone.