The Inclusive Academy of Sword Fighting Skills for the Vertically Challenged, Milton North Campus

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Beard Plaiting
Grimacing
Application of Prosthetics
Dragon Taming

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Just in case anyone would like to know

Will do, Twigs!

Are you in a timezone that will allow you to watch it at a decent hour, Massive? (only if the answer won't give away the island's location, of course).

No, unfortunately I shall have to wait till tomorrow, Twigs.

To beard or not to beard, that is the question

I need an early night too, early start tomorrow, but will be here a bit longer at least..

To beard, I'm sure. I would like the beard a lot more if it didn't come with The Moustache.

I feel a bit daft at liking the beard. I have always been the most vocal anti-facial-hair person ever and suddenly I'm all oooooh,he has a beard!!

Hey, it must be time for the Recognise photoshoot soon, mustn't it?

Why, thank you Twigs. I do try. Not that the Twitter ones are very recent, I haven't been on there for ages. Must update it really. And the website. And my FB fan page. So much to do, so much time to waste googling a certain Man so little time.

Massive, I'd go through the blogs obsessively if I allowed myself but I know exactly how much time I would fritter away on them - enrolling at the Academy has reduced my day by several hours already .

I must pick your brains about it all when we meet up...

Don't ask me where I read it, but it seems the UK Charity premiere is in Liverpool on the 27th.

Where did you read that, Massive? Oh, wait.... #peskyTwigs

OMG!!! Has anyone watched Geordie Shore????

Twiggy, don't remember but you can read this

Might be good for LadyD!

No, not seen that, Smally. Can't remember the last time I watched actual telly. It's always DVDs... oh well, apart from the lovely Rick Stein of course :)

Seriously it's SHOCKING , makes TOWIE look positively sophisticated ( no offence Twigs )

Have you all gone to watch it?

Nope - I'm here! How's you Small - looking forward to the summer hols?

So looking at that clock means it's 2.00am kick off over here.

I was willing to attempt 1am but am not doing 2!

Can you imagine though, the new hair and beard and a tux - testosterone overload (and oestrogen overload at this end !)

Spiro, at the moment I seem to keep waking at about 2am so if it happens tonight I'll be making my way to the computer!

Not really looking forward to the hols as I still need to work but will feel guilty about not doing stuff with the smallboys.

So I see the clock came in useful

LOL @ no offence, Twigs :)

That must be difficult Small, especially if you work from home.

I'm really looking forward to it at the mo, but I have the luxury of being off myself. That said I'll probably be tearing my hair out with a fortnight!

Oooh, I had some lovely white stilettos once. They smelt gorgeous, too, all plasticky

but then I was only fifteen...

OMG. OMG. OMG.

::runs round screaming::

Liverpool

::hyperventilates::

Just a hop and a skip for you, LadyD. Get your stalker kit ready!

It is just a hop and a skip.

Would taking a tent and camping outside the door be going a bit far, do you think?