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I only actually iron during the non-Harry/Guy/MrT bits - hence why my ironing takes so long .

And at home by the fire, whenever you look up there I shall be? and whenever I look up, there will be you.

They bastardised that quote in VoD so Harry can do his swoonsome standing up and gazing into Geraldine's eyes to whenever I look up, there shall you be and whenever you look up

I gave up in protest, after years of folk letting stuff fall down or get squashed up in wardrobes, and not listening when I pointed out this was disrespectful of all my hard work

Yup, with you on that one, Massive. LordD is on a final warning for that so has currently pulled up his socks and is carefully putting it all away .

TBH, he'd quite happily go out in a crumpled hoody coat and creased jeans cravat but I do have my reputation to consider and would rather he didn't wander about looking like a tramp .

I was shocked to find out that my mum does my brother's ironing - despite him having a fiancee, a baby and his own house. I think I was maybe a little too vocal in my displeasure at that :)

Speaking of mum, she's not coming this week after all so it looks I am on my own for the entire week. A bit but does mean I get lots of free evenings. (Who knows, Spiro - I might even make it to 12 words :) )

Did you Twitterers see that one of the RA girls (one who makes vids) is off to the premiere tonight? So we will at least hear some nice details, hopefully.

That's Heathra isn't it?

Lady D - I think the VoD version.of that quite flowed better tbh.

Well, I have come to the conclusion that I really should moan about Mr S a bit less. He does more ironing than me and has been an absolute star today .

Yup, that's her, Spiro.

The perfect tune, Massive :o

Is Heathra the woman who makes the SexyBack vids? If so, I hope she does get to meet him - she deserves a reward for Services to Womankind :)

Who do I need to follow on Twitter to find these gems out? I have a Twitter account but I don't use it!

I'll PM you some names if you like, LadyD.

Yes please, Twigs!

Hasn't Heathra met him already? In which case she should stand back and let me someone else have a go

I will carry living my life vicariously through your membership of the Twitterati.

Has she, Massive?! Lucky cow What were the circumstances, do you know?

How do you know that Massive??

Oh, you pick these things up, Small, when you obsessively trawl through all the blogs each and every day without really intending to.

I may well have got it wrong though. I know someone has met him,

NB I was joking about the blogs.

Wish it was me..

Yeah right, Massive... :o

We believe you, Massive .

Hes probably lucky it wasn't me though

I only read some of them, sometimes.

I would too if both mine were at school, Massive - so keep some to recommend for me this time next year :)