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::Looks back for the final time::

Keep your grubby paws and even grubbier dreams off my fiancée, LadyDamerel. I doubt dear Jasper is the sharing type.

I have just found gorgeous vid showing the softer side of John Porter.

Maud this is safe viewing even for you - so sweet .

Damn you all and your oh so tempting vids .

If all of Strikeback was more like that I'd watch it but it's just too violent and war-like (strangely ) for me. I did try. I wanted to show my commitment to the Man's work when it was first on TV but didn't get beyond the first half hour. Despite LordD loving it and giving me a cast iron excuse to gaze lustily study.

Oh just before I do go, may I confirm orders for figures?

Spiro - RA but not yet confirmed in which guise.
Small - Lucas or JP
Massive - Gizzy

Twigs, do you want one?

Thanks, Lady D - I'll take a Lucas. Although I know how hard it is to colour icing black so perhaps you'd better do him without his Prada shirt...

Extra Twiglets on mine, please.

Re the difficulty with black icing, you are going to have no end of trouble with Gizzy, aren't you?

I cannot possibly think of a solution to that problem

ROFL @extra twiglets

I'll have him any which way he comes Lady D!

TBH the first half hour of SB I found a tiny bit boring, but it is a brilliant watch. I just hope the American's haven't totally buggered it up for Season 2.

Given what they've done to Torchwood, I can understand why the Man would want to extricate himself from a similar collaboration.

You buy ready made black icing - much easier than trying to colour it. Or use dark chocolate sugar paste and

Spiro, lovely vid btw, only just got round to dragging it out of pesky YT

I never try to colour it myself, really - always buy ready-made. It was just so that I could do the joke about him without his shirt on :)

Massive - will your figure have his boots on? :o

You buy ready made black icing

Oh, b*gger

That reminds me. I do think that our collaborative plan of 'boots off, kecks off, boots on" was one of our finest moments - I still giggle about that, sometimes :)

That will be 3 naked RAs then .

Of course I could buy black icing to make Lucas' shirt and Gizzy's leather if you really want me to.....

Can I just say that my "that reminds me" was to do with my previous comment about the boots - it was nothing to do with Massive's comment which immediately preceded it. Yeah, great timing there, Massive :o

X-posts, got a bit distracted by YouTube .

Twigs. Oh yes, gotta have the stompy boots. And the spurs too.

I still think the Spiro Manoeuver was the best , though. None of your mucking about.

What is the Spiro Manoeuvre?!

I can only imagine

footwell

::mind boggles at the thought of 'boots off, kecks off, boots on'::

Especially after the footwell revelation.

Ah, of course. Lest we forget

Sorry, LadyD - I keep forgetting that you haven't been around that long! We were mulling over the fact that Gizzy would be, ahem, more inspiring with his stompy boots on but there was the problem of how to get the tight leather trousers off whilst the boots were still on. Then we hit upon said solution :)

He he. Look at this, .

. You lot are nothing if not creative!

I was going to say earlier but didn't want to upset Maud (sorry for tomorrow morning, Maud) that I would marry MrT but keep Gizzy on the side for a torrid affair . I think MrT may be a less erm, inventive shall we say, than Gizzy.