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TheSmallPrint · 18/07/2011 16:00

Selected master classes available in;

Beard Plaiting
Grimacing
Application of Prosthetics
Dragon Taming

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PassTheTwiglets · 27/07/2011 21:01

I'm not Maud but I do play her on TV. It was Simon & Garfunkel's 'So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright'.

TheSmallPrint · 27/07/2011 21:29

Thanks Twigs although I have nonidea what the first part of that sentence meant!

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TheSmallPrint · 27/07/2011 21:30

I'm concerned that Alpha 1's cover may have been blown. Should we send in another agent?

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DumSpiroSpero · 27/07/2011 21:31

Don't recall seeing this pic before

I'm not sure I want to see it again given the bouffant hair, although if you look closely he does have a certain twinkle in his eye Grin

PassTheTwiglets · 27/07/2011 21:34

It was a joke about those naff TV adverts from a famous actor who''' start by saying "I'm not a doctor but I do play one on TV... and I'm here to recommend new PainAway Pills!"

PassTheTwiglets · 27/07/2011 21:42

Spiro, I hadn't noticed the bouffant but now you mention it, it is a little diverting! I'm not sure about the patch on the jeans either!

Small, you are right, I think we can no longer consider Operation Stalk to be a black op. The Academy has been compromised! Trust no-one! Doghouse, Doghouse!!! (No, not Sarah Caulfield's apartment, the other one). Cover me, I'm going in! Alpha 2, Alpha 2, are you receiving me? No? Well would you like to?

TheSmallPrint · 27/07/2011 21:42

Ahhh I geddit now. Grin

Spiro have you got zoom on x 400% again?

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TheSmallPrint · 27/07/2011 21:45

Grin @ 'would you like to'

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PassTheTwiglets · 27/07/2011 21:46
DumSpiroSpero · 27/07/2011 21:49

It wasn't me examining his jeans in minute detail, Small!

Have just done some Googling and it appears the CA Liverpool premiere has largely been attended by a few Hollyoaks cast members, several footballers wives & a selection of perma-tanned, surgically enhanced non-entities.

TheSmallPrint · 27/07/2011 21:51

Alternatively Alpha 1 could have turned and taken the package for her own purposes?

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SupermassiveLBD · 27/07/2011 21:53

Spiro have you got zoom on x 400% again?
If so, she's not the only one Blush

Grin from me too @ would you like to

PassTheTwiglets · 27/07/2011 21:53

ROFL at "package " :o

TheSmallPrint · 27/07/2011 21:55

Spiro's right about the patch, how zoomed in were you to spot that Twigs??

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PassTheTwiglets · 27/07/2011 21:56

I quite liked my 'doghouse=where Sarah Caulfield lives' one too, actually

:o

TheSmallPrint · 27/07/2011 21:58

Oh I missed that one Grin

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SupermassiveLBD · 27/07/2011 22:00

At this rate, Twigs & Small,we could create our own sit-com. Grin Grin Grin

PassTheTwiglets · 27/07/2011 22:03

I didn't zoom in at all, honest guv! I'm just very picky about clothes and the knee-patch stood out :)

good

bad

Whilst I was searching for the above photos, I came across this little gem which we must've seen before (as have seen akll others from this shoot) but I don't recall it. His expression here is just obscene!

TheSmallPrint · 27/07/2011 22:04

hmm our own sit com hey?

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TheSmallPrint · 27/07/2011 22:07

I don't know much about Biology Twigs but you're not fooling anyone by suggesting you were looking at his knee! Grin

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PassTheTwiglets · 27/07/2011 22:07

A sitcom, you say? Howabout....

He Ain't Half Hot, Mum

TheSmallPrint · 27/07/2011 22:08

I don't get the obscene face

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PassTheTwiglets · 27/07/2011 22:13

Sorry Small, I just meant that the look he is giving there is really..... well, that's a 'come hither' face if ever I saw one* :)

[disclaimer: I've never seen one]

PassTheTwiglets · 27/07/2011 22:15

I've usually been the recipient of go thither faces, rather than come hither ones...

DumSpiroSpero · 27/07/2011 22:16

Ok will look at other posts in a mo but did anyone else just see Strikeback trailer? The Man is the first person to speak & my head shot up faster than a speeding bullet Grin.

Mr Spiro promptly turned round and said (completely dead-pan) " that's on Sky Atlantic - the channel we don't get"

I momentarily fell for it, cue Mr S ROFL - sod!

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