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I'm not Maud but I do play her on TV. It was Simon & Garfunkel's 'So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright'.

Thanks Twigs although I have nonidea what the first part of that sentence meant!

I'm concerned that Alpha 1's cover may have been blown. Should we send in another agent?

Don't recall seeing this pic before

I'm not sure I want to see it again given the bouffant hair, although if you look closely he does have a certain twinkle in his eye

It was a joke about those naff TV adverts from a famous actor who''' start by saying "I'm not a doctor but I do play one on TV... and I'm here to recommend new PainAway Pills!"

Spiro, I hadn't noticed the bouffant but now you mention it, it is a little diverting! I'm not sure about the patch on the jeans either!

Small, you are right, I think we can no longer consider Operation Stalk to be a black op. The Academy has been compromised! Trust no-one! Doghouse, Doghouse!!! (No, not Sarah Caulfield's apartment, the other one). Cover me, I'm going in! Alpha 2, Alpha 2, are you receiving me? No? Well would you like to?

Ahhh I geddit now.

Spiro have you got zoom on x 400% again?

@ 'would you like to'

It wasn't me examining his jeans in minute detail, Small!

Have just done some Googling and it appears the CA Liverpool premiere has largely been attended by a few Hollyoaks cast members, several footballers wives & a selection of perma-tanned, surgically enhanced non-entities.

Alternatively Alpha 1 could have turned and taken the package for her own purposes?

Spiro have you got zoom on x 400% again?
If so, she's not the only one

from me too @ would you like to

ROFL at "package " :o

Spiro's right about the patch, how zoomed in were you to spot that Twigs??

I quite liked my 'doghouse=where Sarah Caulfield lives' one too, actually

:o

Oh I missed that one

At this rate, Twigs & Small,we could create our own sit-com.

I didn't zoom in at all, honest guv! I'm just very picky about clothes and the knee-patch stood out :)

good

bad

Whilst I was searching for the above photos, I came across this little gem which we must've seen before (as have seen akll others from this shoot) but I don't recall it. His expression here is just obscene!

hmm our own sit com hey?

I don't know much about Biology Twigs but you're not fooling anyone by suggesting you were looking at his knee!

A sitcom, you say? Howabout....

He Ain't Half Hot, Mum

I don't get the obscene face

Sorry Small, I just meant that the look he is giving there is really..... well, that's a 'come hither' face if ever I saw one* :)

[disclaimer: I've never seen one]

I've usually been the recipient of go thither faces, rather than come hither ones...

Ok will look at other posts in a mo but did anyone else just see Strikeback trailer? The Man is the first person to speak & my head shot up faster than a speeding bullet .

Mr Spiro promptly turned round and said (completely dead-pan) " that's on Sky Atlantic - the channel we don't get"

I momentarily fell for it, cue Mr S ROFL - sod!