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Yes, poor sad girl. I was just listening , which I first encountered on Strictly.

Sadly, it was only a matter of when, not if, it was going to happen for her wasn't it? Poor girl and her poor family.

I guess so, but I always hoped that somehow it would all come good for her. Poor girl. Her parents must be distraught.

To be fair, Maud. Intellectual isn't a word that is commonly used with reference to me .

(I bet Spiro has the same thoughts though, her mind's even further in the gutter than mine )

I have to admit to not being a fan of Harry's jumpers. TBH I'm not a fan of knitwear generally, on me or on blokes.

AW news, as you say, seemed pretty much inevitable.

Sad and frightening that someone with so much talent going for them can feel so hopeless.

And yes, I think most people hoped she'd recover but she clearly had major demons to fight. The thought of what her parents must have lived through for the last few years is horrendous.

Amy singing (tweeted by Amanda Vickery, who is well worth following, je pense).

Of course, Maud, says Mr Thornton

Lego..... Land.....

::Offers Small her bottle of Polish cordial with a clean straw::

thank you Maud. I'm shattered and now bankrupt.

We heard the news about AW on the way back. What a tragic waste of life and such a talented one. So sad.

So, is the first Saturday of the school holidays possibly not the best time to go to Legoland, then? Perhaps your financial advisor can help you with a recovery plan for your poor shattered bank balance.

Is there a good day to go to Legoland?

It's always busy that wasn't the issue, it's pushing Smallboy minor around in a buggy (don't ask) as it's all hills fgs! I am exhausted. I think a chat with my financial advisor would be an excellent idea to revive my flagging spirits to assist with getting the accounts in order.

I'm too timid to find out!

For UK viewers, Waldemar Januszczak is currently on Beeb Two talking about dear, dear Claude.

I saw that Maud, I my admit to doing a quick check to see whether it was the version that I might care to watch. I am watching BBC4 if Walls could Talk. I really like this programme.

I noticed in the Lego shop that amongst the usual Star Wars and Harry Potter Lego they have architectural Lego including the Guggenheim in NY, I was sooo tempted.

I'm watching a repeat of VoD (with Kylie instead of Harry) I recorded earlier in the week.

::watches as intellectual level of thread drop by 10,000 points::

Guggenheim Lego? Wow! I was just going to joke about whether there was Falling Water Lego and here it is.

And fear not, LadyDamerel. .

Fabulous!! I have been there you know, it was wonderful. Also been to the Guggenheim NY but would love to go Bilbao and see the Gehry one. Mr Small has been and I am very .

You have been? I am in awe. Is Mr Small also an artichoke? I haven't been to Bilbao since the Gehry one was built. I want to take a year off to bum around the world expand my horizons and expose The Child to great art.

This is wonderful. We have Waldemar with a shovel and a torch, demonstrating why the Impressionists were correct to show shadows on snow as purple and other colours.