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You're not wrong, Sigmund old sport.

Thank you, LadyDamerel, for summoning the doctor. I'm still feeling rather weak.

::proffers wrist to the good doctor::

The doctor wants to check your reactions, Maud.

Well, I was feeling much better until I saw his blood-stained gloves.

::faints::

::hopes for a bit of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation::

It's actually quite a scary pic, check out the odd, veiny forehead too!

::quails::

If you knew it was scary, why did you post it?

::sobs behind pillow and awaits the comforting embrace of a steadfast man::

Dr Track asks: is it safe?

Sorry Maud, kiss it better.

::delirious::

At least you have the slightly worn in patches Aubusson to cushion your fall, Maud.

Worn, LadyDamerel? Whatever can you mean? Everything about me, Mr Thornton and the Aubusson is in tip-top order, I'll thank you to know.

Well, certain areas have seen quite a lot of use recently, with all the 'reading of Plato' you and MrT have been indulging in on it .

::passes Sudocreme for carpet burns::

::feigns deafness::

Can you hear MrT calling you to come and read a little more Plato?

Mr Thornton and I do not communicate by mere words, LadyD. We have a deep spiritual connection, forged during our energetic discussions of Plato on the Aubusson. Oooh what a giveaway.

::typing with tongue as sitting on hands to prevent typing all the innuendos that can be taken from that comment::

The vice chancellor would not be amused.

'Ooh what a giveaway' is one of my favourite phrases :) In fact I used it not 20 minutes ago when I was supposed to be doing an online Tesco shop but was instead looking at some fansite or other and the theme tune from Spooks suddenly blasted out :o

Am back to the shopping now though. Do we need anything for the tuck shop? Some Twiglets? Some peaches?

I rather think you need soap, Twigs.

::sprays screen with anti-bac::

And au contraire, LadyDamerel, the vice-chancellor has always been an eager participant in our Platonic discussions and tells me how much he has learnt from them. Wot wiv me being a professor of philosophy and all.

Or perhaps some Persil, Twiggy. That t-shirt could do with a wash.

I meant not amused with me if I were to post what immediately came to mind when I read that post .

::sprays brain with bleach::

A nice, full bodied red

Ahem. Clearly you are not on the same lofty intellectual plane as wot I am, LadyDamerel.

I presume we've all seen the awful news about Amy Winehouse - it has been confirmed now evidently

Sigh, everything about that picture is perfect. Gorgeous man in cuddly jumper, sexy glasses, wine looks delish, fairy lights, chunky wooden table me instead of Dawn French

Can't say I'm surprised about AW though :(