The Inclusive Academy of Sword Fighting Skills for the Vertically Challenged, Milton North Campus

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Twigs. Something could certainly be done with that...

You wouldn't really, would you?

If I coudl fight Small off him first, I would! Twice

SW is not well thought of in the biz. He is an arse. And a nasty one.

It's the sort of song that you feel like you know, isn't it? I've been playing it over and over again.

No, I think Damien went years ago...

Right, I said I wouldn't stay on here all night and it's already 9pm, gah! I really need an early night. Much as this is glorious fun here, I have only one night left for some alone time with a Pretty Spy Man. So as delightful as you all are, I must bid you a temporary farewell. I may be back later, depending on how demanding dear Lucas is. He's already looking to see where I am...

It looks like he has something very, very special in store for you, Twiggy. Good night!

If that was waiting for me, you wouldn't see me for dust, I can tell you. And I don't mean the box of doughnuts, delish though I am sure they are.

But what could be more delicious than a box of doughnuts?

::feigned innocence::

If you don't know that, I am not going to tell you, Maudie. Perhaps Mr Thornton might enlighten you.

He has, Massive, he has. In so many ways. Not least by telling me that the answer to that question is

::wait for it::

a plate of ratafia biscuits.

He has a waggish sense of humour, your Johnny, under all that dour Northern worthiness and red-hot smoulder.

Red hot smoulder? Really? I'd never noticed.

::resumes consumption of ratafia biscuits::

Look everybody! Massive has taken up Morris dancing.

::munches biscuit::

Which one's Maurice?

Maurice is the one that's telling her to tirez l'autre jambe. Twigster. What's it to you anyway? , Aren't you too busy seeing to your PSM?

The one on the left, Twiggy. What happened to your early night?

::Realises that all three of them probably feature on Twiggy's List of Lust::

OMG maud, that film is my favourite and my best! Wilby isnt on the LoL but obvs the others are :) My PSM has finally stopped telling me to close my eyes (am amazed DVD's not worn out on that bit) so im off to bed. Night all.

I knew you'd like the film, Twigs, after our recent discussion of A Month In The Country. I am reeling from the shock that Mr Wilby fails to make the grade for the L of L, though.

Sweet dreams.

Is it me or is it hot in here?

Well, I am certainly hot, Maudie, and not in a good way. I think I'm going to have to call it a knight.

Sweet dReAms, all

Mwaah!

A new dwarves pic...and considerably more promising than what we've seen so far .

Finally getting a chance to look at all the pics properly - I love this one

Really, Spiro?

::Thinks: At least Heinz Beanz has a decent suit::

::Looks at Spiro's latest link::

::Swoons::

I think facially you can see it's him more in the dwarves pic. The second one From CA though...

Thud!