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TheSmallPrint · 18/07/2011 16:00

Selected master classes available in;

Beard Plaiting
Grimacing
Application of Prosthetics
Dragon Taming

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PassTheTwiglets · 20/07/2011 21:15

I know, that did make me giggle!!!

TheSmallPrint · 20/07/2011 21:19

Have I got a bit obscure? Grin ten points to whoever gets that one.

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SupermassiveLBD · 20/07/2011 21:20

Hello Venetia, how nice to see you.
I'm back after a bit of RL, and just in time for a serious wibble at your beauteous pic. I bet he was hot in that beard, too.

If not quite as hot as he is without it, iyswim.

LadyVenetia · 20/07/2011 21:21

Hi Massive big hugs I've missed you all SO MUCH!!!!

DumSpiroSpero · 20/07/2011 21:22

Right, I'm off for a hot bath with the Highwayman.

Back soon!

LadyVenetia · 20/07/2011 21:22

Did you ladies see the videos from the Project Mag interview?

PassTheTwiglets · 20/07/2011 21:22

Macalwain?

PassTheTwiglets · 20/07/2011 21:23

WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?! I have looked for that every day in the last fortnihgt and the one day I haven't looked you're telling me it's out?! Where, woman, for the love of God WHERE?!?!

TheSmallPrint · 20/07/2011 21:24

No, indidnt see the vids just photos.

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PassTheTwiglets · 20/07/2011 21:25

Oh, wait, I was thinking of Recognise mag, not project. BUt still, if there are vids around then we definitely need to see!!!

TheSmallPrint · 20/07/2011 21:25

What's macalwain?

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LadyDamerel · 20/07/2011 21:25

There's video? Shock

TheSmallPrint · 20/07/2011 21:26
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DumSpiroSpero · 20/07/2011 21:26

McIlwain & Porter

(Egg & soldiers) Grin

PassTheTwiglets · 20/07/2011 21:27

His chaRActer name from Ultimate Force. I thought you meant ratafia but then you said it was definitely macaroon so I tried to think of something to do with macaroons and that's all I could come up with!

LadyDamerel · 20/07/2011 21:27

Still don't get the McIlwain reference

::tired and not very clever tonight::

LadyVenetia · 20/07/2011 21:30

OK videos coming up (thanks to iz4blue / @sinjoor)

Not the greatest quality. posting them in the order they appear, saving the best for last, like they did!

One

Two

Three

Four

PassTheTwiglets · 20/07/2011 21:31

It's nothing to do with Macalwain, LadyD - I am confusing you! Small mentioned macaroons (presumably because of N&S?) and I thought she was talking about Ian Macalwain, one of his character names, because macaroon and Macalwain sound similar. But I was wrong, so ignore me :)

SupermassiveLBD · 20/07/2011 21:33
TheSmallPrint · 20/07/2011 21:37

No it's a Spooks reference

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 20/07/2011 21:37

Evening all. Apologies to Small for not spotting that she too has 20:20 vision and admires that magnificent beard. It is a very fine thing indeed.

I also realise that what I inhaled was his carbon dioxide - had it been carbon monoxide I might have died of asphyxia. Come to think of it, I did have some difficulty breathing.

PassTheTwiglets · 20/07/2011 21:38

LOL, Massive!!

Don't get the Spooks/macaroon thing then, Smally....

PassTheTwiglets · 20/07/2011 21:42

Oh WOW at No.4, LadyV - that was thuddalicious!

SupermassiveLBD · 20/07/2011 21:44

Well Maud, no one thought to pull you up on your chemical misdemeanor.We were all too busy looking at beards.

LadyVenetia · 20/07/2011 21:44

Agree that No 4 is the best by a long shot...

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