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TheSmallPrint · 18/07/2011 16:00

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Grimacing
Application of Prosthetics
Dragon Taming

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LadyDamerel · 20/07/2011 21:44

::gropes for vinegarette::

Four is just .

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 20/07/2011 21:46

I know, Massive. It just amused me as an explanation of being unable to breathe in The Presence. And how droll of you to point out that he went home with a little bit of me in his lungs.

SupermassiveLBD · 20/07/2011 21:53

Grr that clip is taking forever to load for me too.

Ah!

Is it meant to be all distorted like that? Or have I gone cross-eyed from an Armitage overdose?

LadyDamerel · 20/07/2011 21:55

I think they're 'arty', Massive.

Go straight to No.4. Much simpler, less funny effects.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 20/07/2011 21:55

I am currently watching Bilbo as Dr Watson.

::Keeping the Hobbit theme going::

PassTheTwiglets · 20/07/2011 21:55

Mrs Small!! Please explain macaroons!!! I am going to bed now with a giant glass of Shiraz. I am going to read the next Highwayman chappie and then try and get on with a project but I will no doubt do what I did last night and keep checking back here every 10 seconds, thereby getting nothing done and ending up having a really late night :)

LadyVenetia · 20/07/2011 21:56

They are clips from an iPad app. But they are difficult to get off the iPad, so these are just obtained by filming the iPad with another camera - you can see a finger pressing play in each one...

DumSpiroSpero · 20/07/2011 22:00

Macaroons are what the old dear next door brings round for Lucas when he moves into the safe house (flat) on returning from Russia in Series 7!

SupermassiveLBD · 20/07/2011 22:02

I see, Venetia. That explains it. The original must have been beyond thudtastic.

PassTheTwiglets · 20/07/2011 22:02

Aha!! Thank you - that one would've had me scratching my head all night :) I can see I'm going to have to do some more research! Woudl you believe I haven't watched one single bit of dRAma, the whole time DrTwigs has been away?! What a wasted opportunity!

OK, really going now. Night, all!

SupermassiveLBD · 20/07/2011 22:03

Having a nice bath, Spiro? I thought panthers didn't like water Grin

LadyVenetia · 20/07/2011 22:03

Night Twiglets...

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 20/07/2011 22:08

Sweet dreams, Twiggy

TheSmallPrint · 20/07/2011 22:09

Ten points to Spiro!!!!

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TheSmallPrint · 20/07/2011 22:10

Night Twigs. I'm off too I think, I'm shattered.

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LadyDamerel · 20/07/2011 22:10

Doesn't he have delicious eyelashes in that photo?

Night Twigs!

LadyDamerel · 20/07/2011 22:11

Night Small!

DumSpiroSpero · 20/07/2011 22:13

I don't know about sweet dreams Maud - I don't think I'd sleep if that was on the neighbouring pillow!

Re Macaroons - It was only when Small said Spooks I instantly caught on Grin

And Panther had no problems in the bath Massive!

SupermassiveLBD · 20/07/2011 22:14

Delicious everything tbh, Lady Damerel. Very distRActing. We must keep telling ourselves it's totally unrealistic, as it lacks the drool at the corner of the mouth, etc.

Night, Twigs and Small.

DumSpiroSpero · 20/07/2011 22:15

Looks like it's goodnight then!

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 20/07/2011 22:20

::Sits on her own, drinking Madeira and eating ratafia biscuits with Mr Thornton::

LadyVenetia · 20/07/2011 22:21

Oh Maud....

SupermassiveLBD · 20/07/2011 22:21

Yes, I have to go too, unless Maud offers me the loan of Mr Thornton to help construe this passage of Plato.

SupermassiveLBD · 20/07/2011 22:23

Aha! Well, maybe just a tiny glass, Johnny dear, being as you insist so charmingly...

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 20/07/2011 22:23

Yes, LadyVenetia?

Massive - I am sure that Guy, being after all an educated and cultured man of his time, could help you with your Plato and plenty else besides.

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