The Inclusive Academy of Sword Fighting Skills for the Vertically Challenged, Milton North Campus

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::gropes for vinegarette::

Four is just .

I know, Massive. It just amused me as an explanation of being unable to breathe in The Presence. And how droll of you to point out that he went home with a little bit of me in his lungs.

Grr that clip is taking forever to load for me too.

Ah!

Is it meant to be all distorted like that? Or have I gone cross-eyed from an Armitage overdose?

I think they're 'arty', Massive.

Go straight to No.4. Much simpler, less funny effects.

I am currently watching Bilbo as Dr Watson.

::Keeping the Hobbit theme going::

Mrs Small!! Please explain macaroons!!! I am going to bed now with a giant glass of Shiraz. I am going to read the next Highwayman chappie and then try and get on with a project but I will no doubt do what I did last night and keep checking back here every 10 seconds, thereby getting nothing done and ending up having a really late night :)

They are clips from an iPad app. But they are difficult to get off the iPad, so these are just obtained by filming the iPad with another camera - you can see a finger pressing play in each one...

Macaroons are what the old dear next door brings round for Lucas when he moves into the safe house (flat) on returning from Russia in Series 7!

I see, Venetia. That explains it. The original must have been beyond thudtastic.

Aha!! Thank you - that one would've had me scratching my head all night :) I can see I'm going to have to do some more research! Woudl you believe I haven't watched one single bit of dRAma, the whole time DrTwigs has been away?! What a wasted opportunity!

OK, really going now. Night, all!

Having a nice bath, Spiro? I thought panthers didn't like water

Night Twiglets...

Sweet dreams, Twiggy

Ten points to Spiro!!!!

Night Twigs. I'm off too I think, I'm shattered.

Doesn't he have delicious eyelashes in that photo?

Night Twigs!

Night Small!

I don't know about sweet dreams Maud - I don't think I'd sleep if that was on the neighbouring pillow!

Re Macaroons - It was only when Small said Spooks I instantly caught on

And Panther had no problems in the bath Massive!

Delicious everything tbh, Lady Damerel. Very distRActing. We must keep telling ourselves it's totally unrealistic, as it lacks the drool at the corner of the mouth, etc.

Night, Twigs and Small.

Looks like it's goodnight then!

::Sits on her own, drinking Madeira and eating ratafia biscuits with Mr Thornton::

Oh Maud....

Yes, I have to go too, unless Maud offers me the loan of Mr Thornton to help construe this passage of Plato.

Aha! Well, maybe just a tiny glass, Johnny dear, being as you insist so charmingly...

Yes, LadyVenetia?

Massive - I am sure that Guy, being after all an educated and cultured man of his time, could help you with your Plato and plenty else besides.