The Inclusive Academy of Sword Fighting Skills for the Vertically Challenged, Milton North Campus

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Beard Plaiting
Grimacing
Application of Prosthetics
Dragon Taming

Please make welcome our <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.ramascreen.com/wp-content/uploads/The-Hobbit-thorin-richardarmitage.jpg&imgrefurl=www.ramascreen.com/the-hobbit-first-look-at-thorin-oakenshield&usg=__O91GQN2kC1_7KRh88mB40XHMmYw=&h=1600&w=2400&sz=1063&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=KHapa_DPfVYNhM:&tbnh=137&tbnw=174&ei=2UkkTraJC4a38gPS2PGkAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dthorin%2Bpictures%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1920%26bih%3D880%26tbm%3Disch%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=1270&vpy=422&dur=1623&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=143&ty=96&page=1&ndsp=54&ved=1t:429,r:41,s:0&biw=1920&bih=880" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">new lecturer.

Yes well I am definitely totally obsessed a academic of long standing, but love to welcome new recruits to the Army Institute...

Gonna check out Twitter brb

It's the Twiglets, isn't it? That's what is making you see the likeness, you're only looking at his twiglets .

The LadyD/LadyV thing is going to get confusing, isn't it?

Shall we call you Venetia and Damerel instead?

Right I've had another look and there is NO resemblance . I'm inclined to think The Twigster is really viewing him like a ham

Viewing him like a ham - what's this? Do I need to review further back in this thread...?

ham - its something I said at 20.05, LadyV, just a few posts up.

or through a ham perhaps!

Sorry Twigs - even on 15" screen I can't see it myself.

THEN GET AN 18" SCREEN, WOMAN!!!

:o

Ewwww! Yukky hammy glasses...

I notice that you have been reviewing the beard pics from last night. I haven't had the opportunity for a good look yet, though I saw that they have been posted in some of my regular haunts...

Also that pic with the hair over his lip...that was the one taken by one of the lucky ladies who met him, wasn't it...

Yes it was, LadyV. I didn't realise at first but then saw that it was her pic and he was (obviously!) looking right at her. I don't know how she managed to press the shutter button, frankly :)

LadyV, your reappearance is actually very timely. Where do you stand wrt the Beard (and more specifically, the CA beard), are you a lover or a hater?

CA Beard

Hobbit Beard

General consensus from the haters is Hobbit beard is ok, CA beard is a Very Bad Thing. What's your position?

X-posts there!

@ Get an 18" screen - that would make for very giant twiglets. (He is quite fit for a male teacher but not really very like the Man, sorry for breaking my promise!)

ROFL at 'don't know how she managed to press the shutter button!'

Quite frankly, I don't know how she managed to stay upright. According to her Tweets he actually put his arm round her.

::collapses at the mere thought::

Yes, I am probably with you on that. I love the Hobbit beard from early in the year. But I think he is sporting the thicker beard at the CA premiere, just because of The Hobbit. I am guessing that he will not need to have a fake beard if he can grow his own sufficiently. Pity though, that the full beauty was not on display last night...[sigh]

Oh now that's more like it, LadyV!!

Twigs - if you're not already flicking between - go and look at Facebook !

Will do!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o

You girls crack me up...

What???????

OK, you have now just given me asthma from laughing so much (or that may be the Shiraz).

For non-FBers, I mentioned what I was eating for tea asked "is there anything better?" Some suggestions have included Twiglets, peaches, raspberries & whipped cream and crinkle-cut chips :o

Small, look at the replies to my current status.

Oh hell, I've just realised that putting FB stuff on here would utterly out me if anyone saw! Oh well, I still maintain that nobody reads our drivel learned discourse.

Ok found it!

I was LMAO at your mate joining in with Cheesy Wotsits, completely oblivious to the significance of Twiglets !