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[PasstheTwiglets]

I am brain-dead tonight so this is rubbish - just a place-holder. Please do something else if you can think of a decent one!

Laptop battery is about to die and can't get the charger from downstairs as I'm meant to be having an early night.

Spiro, Jordan? .

Actually that wasn't who I had in mind but I take your point (can't imagine it ever happening somehow, thank God!)

Well, that's killed the 'conversation' stone dead.

Or are you all thinking about it !

I really don't spend a great deal of time obsessing about the Man's love life, but there is just this one actress and every time I see her I think "mmm - yuk!" which is probably very unfair and obviously has bugger all to do with me, but it's just a gut reaction.

Come on then Spiro give us a clue?

I suppose I like to stay in cloud cuckoo land, Spiro

OK, don't shoot if you're a fan 'cos I used to like her too but these days...meh...

Kate Winslet

Just typing it makes my toes curl and not in a good way!

Someone say something. Now I'm thinking I've turned myself into Public Enemy No1 with that comment!

I like the other Cate though. Why have you suddenly taken agin her, then?

::staggers in, even more shakily than usual::

The beard ... the short hair ... oh my ... oh my.

::swoons onto the Aubusson and just happens to land on top of Mr Thornton::

Wibblus maximus

I thought you might appreciate the face fungus , Maudie.

Mr Thornton will be consigning his trusty cut-throat razor to the dustbin

It's not sudden and I still think she's a brilliant actress. But over the years I get the impression that she's gone from being very down to earth and straightforward to coming across rather Machiavellian and quite full or herself.

I may be totally wrong and she may be just as 'normal' as the rest of us in real life, but she just sets my teeth on edge these days.

Oh drat. The link doesn't take you back to the same photo - it was the one where he's smouldering at the camera in what looks like his mother's suede coat that I was after. I have always appreciated a properly-grown (aka not teenage fluff) beard.

Yet Mr Thornton ::looks down fondly at his supine form:: need have no fear.

It's delightful to see you again, Cornishpasty. Please stick around. We have recently been enrolling new students ::looks at LadyDamerel tied to a chair in the corner of the library:: and always have room for those who are returning after a sabbatical.

Well we all have our favourite ''love to hates'' , Spiro. Hardly the same, but the Beckhams really get on my nerves

I bet all those fan blogs are going into melt-down over these, mother's old gardening coat, filched from the potting shed , notwithstanding!

The Beckhams - is there anyone whose nerves they don't get on?

A friend used to have this concept of people you would want to hit with a rolled-up newspaper, ie not to cause serious damage but just to let them know how irritating they are. My list for this accolade is even longer than Twiggy's List of Lust.

Can we name names, or is it a bit unfair?

Oh do tell Maud - It might stop me feeling like a total cow for my character assassination on Miss Winslet (although in my defence I was at college with someone who went to school with her and she was even less complimentary)

I've sent you some names, Spiro.

My computer is misbehaving so I shall have to go.

Good night and sweet dreams to all!

::Looks back at you::

I did wonder whether your 'puter had conked out, Massive. A domani, as we say in sarf London.

::struggles out of Maud's restraining bonds::

I have a longish list of people who make me want to rip my own arm off, just so I have something to hit them with.

The proud possessor of 1st place is Myleene Klass, chiefly because of her unbearable smugness.