Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

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'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

Oh God, a MNFest would be fucking brilliant.

Especially if Myleene Klass was invited to tell us all how to do parenting properly

Ahem.

Will there be a crap-van selling Nice Ham kebabs? I would also like to see a PA-tribute orange-cock service to keep the DH's busy. It would make a change from the usual henna-tattoos.

My wellies came from Asda, I know not of Joules.

I still think Mylene the Thai ladyboy only Mum in the world is an annoying cunt.

Will PA be doing a turn with Mysterious Girl, and telling us all how to be a perfect parent, like him, and Carby Claire will do some cooking right?
I wonder if she'll make bread, or pasta, cous cous, potatoes polenta, rice, noodles................

Haha, I see I wasn't the only one to remember the Thailand comments

I saw a programme the other day, that I think may have been on the Kao Sanh Road (It was Deadly 60, Steve really looked gay in his vest) and all I could think was Mylene.
I laughed to myself.

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I think Liz Jones will have a fortune telling tent. Talking mostly about herself though.

Shag it, wrong brackets

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Oh! And Sun-In treatments for boys aged 2-5. They'll love the burn and smell of the bleach it. Loads better than boring old face-painting.

Gwyneth Paltrow could come & show us cooking so we can be as well organised as her.

Posh Spice can show us maternity wear.

Lorraine Kelly could show us her chuff, & Terry Wogan's cock is a dealbreaker.

Let's have a cock tent. Sir Tellers, Darius, HairBaggs the Brand, Jensen, all performing naked. Peter could be the orange encore.

I dont want to see Lorraine' wee chuff tho, thanks ever so

It could be like thingy, y'know the womens institute gettin their tits out with cream teas in front of their baps, just with Tezza's cock & a greggs sausage roll.

Oh, what lovely wellies.
Why do they need the bows though, and what do they do that Asda wellies don't?

Bleeuurgh at Gwynie, she's a knobber of the highest order.
I saw her on SFTW the other week, and she couldn't even put the pastry in the dish very well, and her food was basic and shite.

A cock tent sounds good but could we <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=3.bp.blogspot.com/_GbkiQpSUmSg/S3UjNtjh0sI/AAAAAAAAAAM/-Sj4CDw4UG4/s320/darius_kilt.jpg&imgrefurl=smackedface.blogspot.com/2004_05_01_archive.html&usg=__ugeNGglobygIg52rYAJ3lmcYtl4=&h=320&w=205&sz=25&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=RpkssigrB11EXM:&tbnh=166&tbnw=106&ei=TrP7TbCpLZK0hAfwqYCwAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3DDarius%2BDanesh%2Bkilt%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DUCg%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1760%26bih%3D844%26tbm%3Disch%26prmd%3Divnso&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=612&vpy=70&dur=1378&hovh=256&hovw=164&tx=74&ty=182&page=1&ndsp=40&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&biw=1760&bih=844" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">contain Darius do you think?

Never get tired of that picture. The more I see it, the less I look at the wee cock and the more I wonder WTF he thought he was doing with his guitar.

I'd forgotten about Lorraine Kelly's foof, until now.
I hate you

Now you have a head full of massive beaver :)

But Netto, Gwynnie can teach us how to bake a loaf out of some sort of lentil which we can just slice for breakfast each day! Or we could just have some fucking toast

Toast? Carbs?

I'm torn

I would probably spend the entire weekend in the Goop tent, gazing at Gwyneth and her strict macrobiotic diet with admiration and envy.

I'd be flinging fecking goop at Gwyneth. She fecks me off proper.

gazing at Gwyneth and her strict macrobiotic diet with admiration and envy...

...whilst eating a cheese and onion pasty

We are in the End Times, no doubt, when orange kebab-hawking gimps rule the parenting world.

There'd be a Greggs tent fo'sho'. Big up the sausage roll. In fact, we could fling them at Gwyneth.
I would also like to see Boden and Pedlars concessions and a Nice Hog roast.

Did you watch Gwyneth in Glee? She is dead from the waist down.

I read that Gwyneth eats without a stitch on to stop her gorging, bless her

I tried it, but I got all pilau rice stuck in me folds

Also dead from the waist up. So just a belt of circuit boards keeping her trugging along, plankier than a timberyard.

I quite hate the man from Glee too, the teacher. This thread is spawning all sorts of bile in me.

Yes there will be a greggs tent but there will be mirrors & you will be encouraged to strip before gorging yourself on flaky pastry.

Carby Claire will be there, drooling.