Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

[GetOrf]

'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

Meat is Murder after all KS

Can't decide if I like Morrisey. I think I do a bit but could not sit through a live gig, for sure. Imagine the depressing naval gazing dirge-fest it must be.

Pink, did you get to keep that nice padded bodywarmer?

Oh thank you for making me laugh after such a shitty day. May I however say that I live very close to where KP lives (and PA once). I know the Sainsbury store where she shops but sadly I have never seen her there. I know it is the one because I have seen it in the papers.

Claire does manage a load of crock - they all look mad

I went to a festival a few years ago and had a brilliant spot at the front of the crowd but had to wait through his act for The White Stripes who were on after him and who I kind of liked but pretended I loved because the person I was dating liked them (I was 16 so don't judge too much :(). And actually, Morrissey wasn't that bad. He seems to have a lot of obsessive fans and there's always a bit of a buzz when people are in their element.

We should have a Mumsnet festival, invite all the greats and just stare at them muttering to each other, occasionally looking them up & down.

A MN festival would be most excellent. Headlining - XF losers (I vote Wanger) and Petey Baby. Lets call Claire.

Mumsfest Line Up Suggestions?

May I nominate U2? We could give Saint Bono some more serious issoos

And can we have James Blunt so I can kick him in the nads?

Mylene Klass could present it. She could use the small breaks between the music acts to tell us all about her parenting. Denise van Outen and Natalie Cassidy could also make guest appearances.

Hey I think we're onto something here, fuck Crealy.

Claire can organise the buffet:

potato salad
sausage rolls
vol au vents
more potato salad

Kebabs...

Trudi Styler could sell hot dogs

YY to to The Klass, lets hear more about how to raise children. We could have Jules Oliver too.
After all, Petey is Dad of the Year, he could give us some tips between singing his huge list of songs. However will he choose?

Liz Jones to sell deely boppers

Kerry K to sell mood enhancers.

Your one from the Essex programme, she could have a tent sticking jewels on fannies.

I would get one in the shape of Peter Andre.

A knob? You'd get a jewelled knob stuck onto your ladylump?

I would get one with Cunt written on it. In case I forget what it is.

Yes. In purple jewels of course.

No carbs before Marbs

A fucking shitload when we come back & go to Mumfest, w000000!

I love you all.

I want to work for Asda now

lolol at 'fuck Crealy'

I want to go to Mumfest.

Can I heckle Mylene? I think her a twat, a bigger one than PA.
Also, I want to go to the vajazzle tent.

Is it wrong that I wish this were a real festival?

In a few years there will be an MN festival and I will shout at the advert. Twas I! Twas I! Fuckofffuckingcuntingmyleeeeeeeeeeeene!!!!!

Netto, we will wear those shit Joules wellies with the bows on and ponce around stalking Mylene like in a proper festival.
There will be posters saying Mumsfest Rocks! (pinched that from Crealy)

Can I do the backstage coverage for the tellybox please and thanks?