The ER -- The Track Clinic at the University of Milton North

[SupermassiveLBD]

While everyone else is getting their thinking caps on

I will need to re read Maud.

but in the meantime, seriously look at those fingers.

Tell me you care Massive.

I shall not post the comment that came to my mind, Small, but no, I don't care one jot

Oh never mind Guy and his grubby fingernails, just look at Mr Thornton's powerful, sinewy hand.

::collapses::

or even fingernails

Manly and powerful

::tucks Small up in a fluffy blanket on the chaise longoo::

Covered in paint here

Well this one needs a bit of a manicure...

The doctor's hands are similarly elegant

Ugh! Twiggy!

::passes out next to Small::

Clean, too!

Oooh, I was just looking for that one, Maud! (the Dr Track one)

Perhaps Gizzy needs a couple of coats of Chanel Rouge Noir to coordinate with his capsule wardrobe of black leather?

::still feeling queasy::

Twigs!!

It's all about having a navigable filing system, Twiggy!

::still queasy::

Ah, but these would be Gizzy's toenails and so would represent pedal perfection.

Not sure I've seen that one Massive thankfully.

What goes on behind closed castle doors, Massive, is really none of my concern.

Sorry it made people queasy - he was just having a bit of a Lady Macbeth moment... :)

at doing a Fergie.