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The Heinz Kruger Palace of (57) Varieties

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SupermassiveLBD · 04/05/2011 21:40

Strangers are friends you just haven't met, yet. Even when they are baddies and drive science-fiction-y submarines, wearing a smart grey lounge suit.

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 12/05/2011 23:43

Ooooh, no. My darling Johnnie looks vampiric there.

::Sobs::

But thank you the assurance that I may stay in the Academy despite my failure to do my homework.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 12/05/2011 23:44

Well, I did drop a big hint, Spiro! Good night.

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SupermassiveLBD · 12/05/2011 23:48

Very clickable, Spiro. What a gem. Sweet dreams to you, too!

Oh, yes, Maudie, your Johnny is a little terror when he's roused.

I expect he gets it from one of his ancestors

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 12/05/2011 23:56

your Johnny is a little terror when he's roused.

Really? I'd never noticed.

::Blushes prettily behind great aunt Agatha's mother of pearl fan::

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SupermassiveLBD · 12/05/2011 23:57

Well, off I toodle, too. If you do get visited by a vampire, Maud, I hope he looks like your Johnny at least, rather than this

Sweet dreams!

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 13/05/2011 00:02

Sometimes, Massive, it's a mercy not to be 19 any more, don't you think? Good night.

::Unbuttons the neck of the TSFWN to reveal her pale alabaster throat and looks hopefully at Mr Thornton::

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SupermassiveLBD · 13/05/2011 00:04

I meant toddle, but got it mixed up with toodle-oo, obviously. as we ex-pats are always saying things like that.-
Night night. And splice the TSFWN.

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SupermassiveLBD · 13/05/2011 00:06

I think I would have had to be far younger than 19...

Re the TSFWN, great minds and all that.

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 13/05/2011 00:09

::Looks back at you::

Yes, 19 is probably too old, in that context.

Don't forget the Peppermint Foot Lotion.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 13/05/2011 00:10

::Looks back at you::

PassTheTwiglets · 13/05/2011 07:31

My darling Johnnie looks vampiric there.

Morning all. I missed lots last night! Oh, can somebody please put me out of my misery and tell me what the TS stands for in TSFWN?!

That Disney pic is priceless :) The second one is genuine (they are Anastasia and Druzilla, doncha know?) I think the top one is be Cinderella with her hair changed to brown. I definitely recognise the prince.

Lee Evans - I absolutely H.A.T.E. him. To the point of involunarily clenching my fists when I see him. NOT FUNNY.

Maud, great news about Girl's swimming! MissTwigs can't even swim with armbands on Blush

Massive & Small, I'm sorry you both had rubbish days yesterday :( Massive, why did you get told off for the SB's behaviour though?! Surely it's the teacher's job to control the children during the day?! How frustrating for you. Here's to a better day for both of you today!

When shall we have Masive's party then? I'm not around tonight or tomorrow (quiz night tonight - rock 'n' roll lifestyle, dudes!) Is Sunday or a day next week good for anybody?

TheSmallPrint · 13/05/2011 07:42

does anyone want a little hooligan boy? I can bear the sleep deprivation no longer

PassTheTwiglets · 13/05/2011 08:18

Oh dear, what time this morning, Small?

TheSmallPrint · 13/05/2011 09:07

5 blummin 15.

TheSmallPrint · 13/05/2011 09:21

Massive I went looking for the blond pic but I was wrong, at best it is a mousey brown and I found this I think I recall a photo of him on set when it looked much lighter and I was surprised.

On the other hand, while I was looking I found this

PassTheTwiglets · 13/05/2011 09:32

Oh goodness. Well that's Twigs out of action for the next few hours... On the upside, it will give me something to do whilst wandering mindlessly after TwigBoy at gym this morning :)

Look, he's still got his boots on

PassTheTwiglets · 13/05/2011 09:34

Oh he's just so, sort of... ummm... in charge in that photo, isn't he?

PassTheTwiglets · 13/05/2011 09:38

Ha ha ha!!

TheSmallPrint · 13/05/2011 09:40

Has he just reacted to you lunging at him out of the crowd there Twigs? Grin

PassTheTwiglets · 13/05/2011 09:46

LOL Small, I was trying to think of a suitable caption along those lines... :o

Following on from your kitchen table pic I was looking at some blond pics in the gallery ("and now, the gallery" ). John Bateman definitely wasn't blond and I think this is as light as it gets.

I suggested rewatching Spooks to DrTwigs a few nights ago (after all, we've rewatched The West Wing in its entirerety at least 3 times!) but the idea wasn't exactly met with resounding approval. I miss my Lucas :(

TheSmallPrint · 13/05/2011 09:48

Come round Twigs, Mr Small is out we can put Lucas on in HD and drink wine.

PassTheTwiglets · 13/05/2011 09:49
TheSmallPrint · 13/05/2011 09:50

and cry when he tops himself.

TheSmallPrint · 13/05/2011 09:50

Grin @ ^^

PassTheTwiglets · 13/05/2011 09:55

Actually, maybe that visual joke doesn't translate to text? I meant that your suggestion was so appealing, Small, that I immediately rushed through the door withoutout opening it and left my outline in it, like Bugs Bunny does when he's rushing.

Who's that poking around at the bottom of the screen in that last picture?! it's me in diguise as Health and Safety officer, checking policy compliance of Lucas' trousers

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