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The Marcus Rule Correctional Facility for Shameless Gamblers

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DumSpiroSpero · 16/04/2011 10:34

Ok Rule it is! Can't stop now but will be back later.

Have a good day everyone!

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 02/05/2011 22:18

Evening all! Did you miss me? Did you even notice I had gone?

I went past the Westminster Abbey throng on Wednesday, so may well have seen Spiro's MIL. Perhaps Lady V and I passed in the street.

::Ooh err emoticon::

Many thanks for the Thornton pics. Truly he is sex on a stick

TheSmallPrint · 02/05/2011 22:19

No, I think you live in Iceland Massive, fooling us with tropical island references Grin. I did think about moving there after Kreechers description.

TheSmallPrint · 02/05/2011 22:22

With pleasure Spiro Smile

Hellooooooo Maud! Of course we noticed you missing but we sent Porter out to fetch you back so knew you get home alright. Were you a wedding guest then? Was that you in the canoe hat?

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 02/05/2011 22:30

Wedding guest? Moi? I couldn't possibly comment.

::Shakes confetti out of reticule::

::Smiles enigmatically at the recollection of her ::cough:: rescue by Mr Porter. Such a nice, muscular young man::

SupermassiveLBD · 02/05/2011 22:34

Maud, of course we missed you, and as you see we looked after Mr Thornton well. But like Small said we knew you would be safe with your personal security guard

SupermassiveLBD · 02/05/2011 22:38

PC PC everywhere and not a drop to drink...

DumSpiroSpero · 02/05/2011 22:38

Such a nice, muscular young man

Indeed, but I know you're more of a traditionalist when it comes to male totty, so to save you any distress I'm quite willing to take Mr Porter off your hands. Wink

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 02/05/2011 22:40

Oh crikey.

::Reaches inside confetti-filled reticule in search of smelling salts::

SupermassiveLBD · 02/05/2011 22:52
DumSpiroSpero · 02/05/2011 22:56

That's me, Massive - selfless to the last! Grin

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TheSmallPrint · 02/05/2011 23:01

Right ladies off to bed as phone is messing with my sanity!

See you tomorrow, sweet dreams.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 02/05/2011 23:02

I did wonder why the old buffer I was sitting next to at the reception was wearing a dead seabird around his neck, but the invitation had said "medals and decorations will be worn" so I assumed it was the insignia of the Most Noble Order of the Mesopotamian Albatross. Still my 'plus one' looked very fine in his uniform too.

DumSpiroSpero · 02/05/2011 23:02

Night Small - sweet dReAms to you too!

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SupermassiveLBD · 02/05/2011 23:02

Night night Small, sweet dreams and better phone luck tomorrow!

So, talk to us, Maud. What's new?

SupermassiveLBD · 02/05/2011 23:04

So plenty of twiglets at the wedding buffet then, judging from your sneaky snap-shot.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 02/05/2011 23:06

Twiglets by Royal Appointment, one might say.

One is quite well, Massive. How is one?

::Waves goodnight to Small::

SupermassiveLBD · 02/05/2011 23:19

One is top-hole, thanks for asking. I couldn't help wondering at the conjunction of all those trees in the Abbey, and K9 patrols..

SupermassiveLBD · 02/05/2011 23:44

Well one must toddle, busy day tomorrow and so I must wish everybody a good night . I'll bring my own.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 02/05/2011 23:51

Well, good night, old sport. Do have a spiffing time with your not-so-gentle, not-so-parfit knight.

DumSpiroSpero · 03/05/2011 07:53

Just a quicker - thought we'd all appreciate thisGrin

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TheSmallPrint · 03/05/2011 09:43

Very nice Spiro! Bccmee is very dedicated to the cause isn't she?! Grin

SupermassiveLBD · 03/05/2011 11:23

Oh, thanks so much or that from me too, Spiro. I needed a bit of a chuckle. I suppose you could say it was just what the doctor ordered, har har.

SupermassiveLBD · 03/05/2011 12:01

Obviously, I'd been suffering from a [http://www.richardarmitagenet.com/images/gallery/RobinHood/album/seasonthree/Episodeeleven/slides/RH3episode11_030.html hard day's knight]]

SupermassiveLBD · 03/05/2011 12:03

No!!! my lovely intelligent quip, ruined !
Try again!
hard day's knight

DumSpiroSpero · 03/05/2011 12:27

hard day's knight

..I'm not saying a word Wink!

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