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The Marcus Rule Correctional Facility for Shameless Gamblers

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DumSpiroSpero · 16/04/2011 10:34

Ok Rule it is! Can't stop now but will be back later.

Have a good day everyone!

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 03/05/2011 17:18

::Reaches for smelling salts::

So when Massive gets home to you, she finds the things that you do will make her feel alright, does she? The saucy minx.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 03/05/2011 17:19

[[http://lh6.ggpht.com/_vQn-0W4EOJg/SfH52FLQYtI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/RbRauKFkn6s/podd.png And it's worth it just to hear you say you're gonna give Massive everything,
So why on earth should she moan, 'cause when she gets you alone, You know she feels okay]].

::understatement emoticon::

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 03/05/2011 17:26

Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see

SupermassiveLBD · 03/05/2011 17:26

Oh, how delicious, Maud, thank you for the treat. It has made my day.

Grin at the idea of being a saucy minx. Only virtually, I fear. Those days are long gone, in RL. And I don't suppose being a bold wench in the eleven nineties was as much fun as I like to imagine.

Have one of these, Wine when you've put your smelling salts away

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 03/05/2011 17:29

It's the virtual minxiness to which I refer. Who cares about real life? Have you seen the third treat yet? Wink

::Goes off on a wave of Lennon and McCartney grooviness::

SupermassiveLBD · 03/05/2011 17:29

Further comments on above photos removed because of fire hazard.

I have heard of Fahrenheit 451, but what is the combustion point of t'interweb?

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 03/05/2011 17:31

You know what the fourth one would be, don't you?

::Astounded at own sauciness emoticon::

SupermassiveLBD · 03/05/2011 17:32

Yes, I saw it and I am not going to make any lewd comments but I am struggling not to

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 03/05/2011 17:36

You can't have seen it as I didn't post it, as it was too shockingly rude I must go and attend to some dull urgent RL stuff.

SupermassiveLBD · 03/05/2011 17:38

That would have been a change, Maud, it's me who's usually doing the shocking. Ah well tant pis. if you must go off and leave me dying with curiosity...

DumSpiroSpero · 03/05/2011 20:12

Maud - have you been on the Polish Cordial Shock?!!!

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DumSpiroSpero · 03/05/2011 20:15

I used to sing that song at karaoke in my younger years Blush

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 03/05/2011 20:16

I didn't know that a mere strip of a girl like you, Spiro, was familiar with the Beatles' oeuvre.

::Puts Polish Cordial on the Ono sideboard::

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 03/05/2011 20:17

Besides, it's modern poetry, innit?

::Looks at you with joo-joo eyeball::

DumSpiroSpero · 03/05/2011 20:26

Oh yes Maud, older than average parents and a couple of years of volunteering at hospital radio broadens the musical tastes somewhat.

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 03/05/2011 20:31

Newspaper taxies appear on the shore, Waiting to take you away

::Lights joss stick::

DumSpiroSpero · 03/05/2011 20:38

Ok, the pic is scrummy & the line familiar as a Beatles one but not sure what from. I must admit that with the exception of CT I'm not a big fan.

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 03/05/2011 20:40

That was Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. One more and then I'll stop ....

Why don't we do it in the road, No one will be watching us

TheSmallPrint · 03/05/2011 20:56

I dont know that song you lot what was the next line?

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 03/05/2011 21:00

Google is your friend, Small.

SupermassiveLBD · 03/05/2011 21:06

Hello, ladiez We all live in a yellow submarine

and going back to that other little ditty, at least he hasn't got hair down to his knees.

SupermassiveLBD · 03/05/2011 21:08

Maybe it's on YT, Small Wink

TheSmallPrint · 03/05/2011 21:12

Google and YT are not your friend when you are on a phone with bad reception

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 03/05/2011 21:14

Hello, Massive. Lovely sub-aquatic shot there. If we're still beatling ....

The long and winding road that leads to your door

SupermassiveLBD · 03/05/2011 21:20

Ooh WFA alert!!!

I wanna hold your hand

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