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The Marcus Rule Correctional Facility for Shameless Gamblers

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DumSpiroSpero · 16/04/2011 10:34

Ok Rule it is! Can't stop now but will be back later.

Have a good day everyone!

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TheSmallPrint · 04/05/2011 09:56

Ahhh I finally got the line with twiggys post!!!

Very imaginative posting last night ladies Grin.

What's wrong with Miss Twigs? I hope it's something minor Sad.

Funnily enough I have my appt with the foot doctor tomorrow and I was thinking of cancelling. It is not realy swollen anymore and nowhere near as painful but still is not right. What do you think? I don't want to waste his time.

PassTheTwiglets · 04/05/2011 10:01

I would still go to the appt., Small. As you say, it's still not right.

Not sure about MIssTwigs - she was awake in the night with a dreadful headache and this morning she is very lethargic and says she feels really sick.

PassTheTwiglets · 04/05/2011 10:02

Oops, perhaps I shouldn't have said that to my fellow emetophobe - sorry!!

And LOL at you getting the song after that photo :)

TheSmallPrint · 04/05/2011 10:03

I suspect that it will just heal with time Twigs, not sure he's going to actually do anything so its probably a waste of both our time really.

Poors Miss Twigs, sounds virusey or possibly a bit dehydrated in this weather? Smallboy never drinks enough and runs round all day non stop, I often worry he's dehydrated.

PassTheTwiglets · 04/05/2011 10:04

OK, this one is so good that it deserves a drum roll.

dddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...................

Are you ready? Are you?

PassTheTwiglets · 04/05/2011 10:07

How could I dance with another (oooooh), when I saw her Standring there.

  Thank you, thank you, you're too kind...

:o

TheSmallPrint · 04/05/2011 10:42
Grin
PassTheTwiglets · 04/05/2011 10:48

ROFLMBO, Small!!! :o

PassTheTwiglets · 04/05/2011 10:49

Hey, at least I managed to restrain myself from finding an illustRAtion for 'Norwegian Wood' :o

DumSpiroSpero · 04/05/2011 12:35

I'm eating my luch at my desk at work and have just nearly spat it across the office at those last two, Twigs Grin!

Hope Miss twigs isn't too poorly.

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SupermassiveLBD · 04/05/2011 12:38

You ladiez rock! Grin Grin Grin

I am annoyingly busy with RL atm but will do an Arnie later.

TheSmallPrint · 04/05/2011 14:17

hmmm Norwegian wood, now what could Twigs be thinking of there? Grin

PassTheTwiglets · 04/05/2011 14:33

Why, the ffjords of course...

It is very inconsiderate of Lucas to drive a Lexus, when he could drive a Ford instead and let me make a Ford/ffjord pun...

PassTheTwiglets · 04/05/2011 14:35

Googling to try and make a silly fjord joke and I see that they don't have 2 f's anymore. I'm sure they used to....?

It's probably Slartibartfast's fault....

PassTheTwiglets · 04/05/2011 14:46

Don't touch what you can't affjord

PassTheTwiglets · 04/05/2011 15:08
SupermassiveLBD · 04/05/2011 15:13

Slartibartfast has a lot to answer for.
Lucas looks very expensive, in his smart suit in his posh car. I wish could get A ticket to ride.

I was very careful with the illo... Wink

PassTheTwiglets · 04/05/2011 15:49

LOL, Massive!

I think I need help, I can't stop thinking of fjord puns...

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 04/05/2011 16:08

Oh, ladies, the last few hours have been so productive dull without you!

Being for the benefit of Mr Kite any lady with a pulse

TheSmallPrint · 04/05/2011 16:14

Grin Grin Twigs' fjord joke!

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 04/05/2011 16:14

Boys

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 04/05/2011 16:20

Dig It

More Boys

TheSmallPrint · 04/05/2011 16:23

that made me think of that Sabrina song Maud Grin

anyway surely he's all man?

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 04/05/2011 16:28

Who is Sabrina?

::Seeks job as High Court judge::

That may well be the case, Small, but I have yet to think of a Lennon and McCartney song with Man in the title, apart from Nowhere Man which I suppose could describe Lucas just before he goes thud.

DumSpiroSpero · 04/05/2011 16:43

I think Small is referring to this

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