The Standring Faculty of Sheep Husbandry at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Well, this should guarantee us some visitors if it comes up on 'Most Active'.

one for the mantelpiece

Ok, the next 2 aren't John Standring, but it would be rude not to...

yummy!

UMN Rector!

Porter porn enjoy!

Ahh that one, I read that quite a while ago, how come it's come up again? Have I missed a conversation?

Crikey. I opened that link expecting a vid and it asked me whether I am over 14 because it is So Rude.

::reaches for smelling salts::

Poor Maud! Are you feeling any better now?

This time 'porn' was exactly what it said on the tin...

And talking of porn, I've just watched SB3 . I shall be useless now for the rest of the day. What. A Man. Various bits of my anatomy may never be the same again

Yeah, but porn means different things at different times, doesn't it? This, for example, is hand porn and this is cravat porn.

::gratefully grabs the cologne-soaked, lavender-scented, lace-trimmed hankie and dabs her perspiring brow::

And oh dear, Massive, that you had another accident with the veg peeler and sliced your finger while watching SB3. At least, I take it that that's what you mean.

::maintains her innocent demeanour::

at you two and you various porn definitions.

Glad you enjoyed SB3 Massive after last nights build up.

Hat porn

Teacup porn

Majestic profile porn

Total pornosity

::Collapses::

That is just what I meant though, Maud. We have been using the word ''porn'' in a jocular fashion, to indicate something that gives one a nice little fillip of interest, rather than a direct appeal to one's, ahem, basic instincts.

Each of my fingers, I am happy to report, is still in one piece. The damage was done in more southerly regions Where shall I sleep indeed!

Gisborne, you are a tease.

Hi everyone, I wasn't around last night 'cos poor little TwigBoy woke up and was so ill and miserable. He has an ear infection and is very sad. Typical though - he was bouncing around like crazy at the GP's and seemed perfectly well there!

So I missed all the nonsense last night. Some of it was very funny - I LOL'd at "don't fancy yours much" and various other things which I've now forgotten. Massive, welcome back to our a little too ample bosom! So glad to have you back properly! I loved your "this is the face of an angel" pic :) Spiro, was it ok with DD's friend over? Oh, you asked about the 'offering her pimp £50' - I had always assumed he was doing it to check up on her and make sure she was ok (ie. testing the water with the pimp) and I don't think for one minute he intended it as a serious request.

Phoenix, I completely concur about Lucas in S9. Utterly, achingly, breath-takingly beautiful. Massive, it's so exciting as well! You should watch it and just miss out the Thud. Spiro, you mentioned watching it the other day - have you got S9 on DVD? I can't wait to see the extras but, as some of you have said, can't justify the price. Though I did like Maud's "price per hour" theory :)

Right, off to check on the patient. LOL, bless him - just now he burst into tears because his "duvet has gone all wrong" :)

Speaking of sleep - I should have known better than to watch SB3 late last night 3.10am I got sleep !

Poor Twig boy - ear aches are so miserable aren't they - hope he's feeling better soon. Have you got to attempt to get antibiotics down him too?

Yes I've got Season 9 - I cannot justify the expense either but I am a spendthrift have no willpower whatsoever. I am hoping to have Shakespeare Retold by the weekend. I think the only thing outstanding now is our lovely Sir Guy.

I had never previously assumed that Lucas actually meant anything in that scene, but watching it again last week it just occurred to me and also that if I had been Sophie Myles character I'd be thinking 'Go on - say yes to the £50!'

No, no need for antibiotics, apparently.

Yay on the S9 disc! Have you watched the extras yet?

Personally, I'd pay the £50 myself for a few hours with him

Yes, yes, Massive. I do realise that what I call porn really isn't and I did have a pretty good idea of what SB3 had done to you south of the border. By the way, what is that line mumbled at the end of SB3 which finishes "you can call me Romeo"? Someone who's been to LAMDA really ought to have better diction!

::Just call me Professor Higgins::

And speaking of porn, what's Spiro's verdict on Women In Love?

::Has flashback to Alan Bates and Oliver Reed rolling around naked by firelight::

Oh, poor Twigboy. Ear infections are grim. And so, come to think of it, is duvet malfunction.

Right. Must go out and buy a loo seat and other equally thrilling things. Cheerio!

Indeed poor Twig boy, ear infections are Not Very Nice, poor little sausage . Hope he gets better soon.

I may be getting Spooks for free from a friend keep your fingers crossed that it is the later series.

It's 'I'll take an R and you can call me Romeo' it's from Strikeback when she says he's in team B and that he's lucky to be that far up the alphabet.

If I were the SM character, I'd probably be telling the pimp that I'd work for him free for two weeks if he'd offer Lucas this one on the house

Oh dear, what a shame about poor little Twigboy. I missed that, getting cups of tea etc, in the midst of composing my last post.

though, at duvet malfunction.

::reaches feebly for smelling salts::

::whispers that in Those Scenes With The Blue Sheets, Lucas doesn't actually look as if he's enjoying it a great deal, does he?::

::faints::

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wishes I knew what the real face looked like