The Standring Faculty of Sheep Husbandry at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Well, this should guarantee us some visitors if it comes up on 'Most Active'.

one for the mantelpiece

Ok, the next 2 aren't John Standring, but it would be rude not to...

yummy!

UMN Rector!

::Slips bromide into the Academy teapot::

::Heads out to the shops::

at this rate we are going to talk in crossing-out all afternoon

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Nah, I've opened the virtual booze, it's free talking now!

I had a Very Bad Thought last night. It made me laugh wondering how I could get it done without being caught out.

Oh, yeah?

yeah. Can't say it out loud though.

Well, as you know, I never have Bad Thoughts. so I couldn't possibly comment

I know, you are innocent and pure that is why I cannot taint you with she impure thoughts.

So I am on my ownsome this evening as Mr Small is out - what shall I watch?

Don't watch SB3, at least

Oh yes, pausing at every frame. That could take a looooong time.

Just wondered if there was owt good on the tele (sorry Maud) that I can watch. He does moan about most of the programmes I like so to have an evening of free choice is rare indeed.

TWIGS!!!! I NEED YOU!

We are thinking about going to Disney for a couple of days in the second week of the Easter hols. I need help finding the best deal and where to stay. Can you help please???

Oh bother, have to head out for an hour or so
Catch you later, ladiez...

It's ok, Small, I know that other people have the Audio-Visual Devices Of Which We Dare Not Speak. I do feel like Cinderella at the moment - some day my prince telly will come.

...wishes I knew what the real face looked like

Well, I'm guessing obviously, but I?d go for?

this?

or?

this

Maud did you go and have you strop quiet word with the shop? What's the latest?

Spiro!

Just thought I'd post , it's too far back to keep scrolling! Just noticed lots more bits which are very clever, including the bit about if that's his girl better watch his back.

and 'them other boys don't know how to act' cue clip of rest of RH team hee hee.

Oh, Small. ::bottom lip trembles:: It seems that, although we bought the blardy telly from a well-known and highly regarded national chain of stores, there is only person in the entire organisation who can tell me what they intend to do to address the fact that they have hundreds of pounds of our money, we have a titchy telly that we didn't order and the telly we want is in Japan or possibly doesn't exist. And that person isn't at work today.

::Rolls on floor, chews carpet::

Speaking of which Spiro is a Very Naughty Girl.

::Returns to lecture on Film Studies::

Spiro is a Very Naughty Girl.

...but you love me really!

Of course we do Spiro saves me writing what I'm really thinking

Can they not give you an alternative??

As I said, there seems to be only one sentient employee in the whole organisation and he is not available for comment today. I am sorely tempted to take this naff unwanted telly out of its box and use it as an interim telly and then send it back covered in our grubby fingerprints and with images from RH burnt into the screen.

::snurk:: at the scene at the start of that filmic masterpiece where Alan is goggle-eyed, leering at Guy.

LOL at all the corssings out - that's one of my fave things too, Massive. Also makes me giggle.

Smallio, I should have a bit of time by myself tonight, if TwigBoy allows, so I will sort you out some prices. Let me know if you'd go by Eurostar or plane (or, God help you, self-drive). Will warn you that it will probably be mega-bucks 'cos of school holiday prices. I priced up October half-term and it was about £350 dearer in half-ter, than it was the week before :( No way you can take the Smallboys out of school? The other problem is that I will be insanely jealous and may never speak to you again.

:o

Give us a clue about what your Very Bad Thought was, Small!! Pleeeeeease!!!!

I am the voice of your collective dirty subconscious minds

Maud, they're not sure your telly exists clearly needs to sort them out