Spiro, your story isn't bad at all! Nobody would think anything of it if you were a man telling that story and it should be no different for girls either! Sounds like fun, actually - I never did any of that nightclub thing. Your background is far more preferable to mine: DrT was 1st boyf 
Hope MissSpiro is ok this morning?
Massive, LOL at stand in one place and twitch the odd body part :) Did you meet MrMassive on the island or were you in the UK at the time? I am wondering what made you move - whether hubby is an islander or you just fancied a change or whatnot. A few of my friends talk about emigrating and I can never get my head around the idea, though I would love to live in Venice for a year. Feel free to ignore all this if it's giving away too much detail, natch.
Right, first school run in over 2 weeks - best get skates on!