Anna gruel and Rhys ifans

[FluffyMummy123]

I do lol that the iPad autocorrects Anna Friel to anna gruel

Why is it again that we loathe her?

I still think she is really pretty. She always reminds me a bit of Noddy though, I mean, something about the red lips and rosy cheeks. You have to be vair pretty to look like Noddy.

like that line about she's so good looking that she looks like a man.

I am completely serious.

Where is David? What's he up to now? I need to know.

Tess Daly has a mummy book? Fuck me, now I've heard it all.

Does it involve sex texts?

Cat Deeley. She's been in America all this time and still hasn't her nose fixed. They must have her on TV for strange British novelty value.

Can I add Cat Deely to the list of once normal looking but now incredibly smug, botoxed, thin and 'Californied' women?

But still with a wnky cock

Wonky conk. Sorry.

Although wanky cock might work.

Wunky

I second Cat Deely. Keira Knightly and her bloody chin and she cannot act for toffee. Have we got rules to stick to here or are they just women who annoy us just because they do? Can I add Fearne to that list? Cotton, obviously. And that new woman who took over the annoying Christine Bleaklys place.

"Vernon knew how much it meant to me to be able to give birth naturally. So on the day Amber was born he kept giving me the reassurance that I could do it - and Tutti Frutti sweets.

By about 3.30pm the obstetrician checked to see how far I was dilated: 7.5cm. Great! I thought, I'm getting there.

I could tell that Vernon was on pins. I told him to go to the pub over the road, which, as luck would have it, was showing the Cup Final. I knew that he didn't want to leave me but that part of him was relieved. I promised I'd call him as soon as I was fully dilated and pushing."

Oooooh ooooh Peaches Geldof - although too young for Botox as yet

FEARNE FUCKING COTTON.

I loved her when she was doing Fingertips but she is just...insufferable now.

Holly Willoughby. She prob hasn't had botox yet but should be disliked for being so bland and having a sickeningly sweet/horsey name And she will get botox one day so just getting the dislike in early

hahahahahaha. Norman, did you make that up?

, he buggered off to the pub while she was in labour?

Fearne is everywhere and I dont know why.

I really hope I dont ever feel that way about Davinia . I think I will if she continues with the million pound drop.

God, Katherine Jenkins. Can we add her? please??

Ahh you're taking the piss, sort of tripe I would expect though.

I suppose as long as he's not sexting the moggels then it would be ok.

That is genuine.

I know

PMSL

Please can we officially rename her FEARNE FUCKING COTTON?

FEARNE FUCKING COTTON. Whaddafackindumbo.

I would have a bit of Gruel if I were a soap opera lipstick lezzer, though

Tess Daly. She is the target of my 'irrational hatred of celebrity' bile.

Toss Daly. Especially when she says "'cupples'".
And obviously Myleene.

Oh obviously.

Gwynnie

"I really make a point of sitting down with my children?even if it's for 15 minutes. A great time saver is to make steel cut oatmeal, put it in a ceramic bread loaf pan and slice it each morning, add a drizzle of maple syrup, milk and 45 seconds in the microwave?healthy breakfast in seconds and I can make it last over 3 - 4 days"

Norman - a little piece of my soul dies every time you post a vacuous quote.

I hope you're happy.

Ooh, good game!

Anna Gruel: "Being a mother gives you an incredible feeling of empowerment, you think if I can go through such pain and that level of sleep and still operate and not be grumpy you can do anything. It can be quite scary, you can't function your brain, forget your vocabulary."

Erm, yeah.