Anna gruel and Rhys ifans

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I do lol that the iPad autocorrects Anna Friel to anna gruel

Why is it again that we loathe her?

I remember her in the Hacienda in the nineties.

She was a complete tit.

Yes, yes Gwynnie, is a complete arse.

Oh I love vacuous sleb quotes :o

Anna Gruel helped to bury her evil father/stepfather under a patio with gusto and verve, which are admirable qualities. Her only real crime was to touch skanky Ifans.

I second/third Holly "I'm blonde, me" Willoughby. the first time I saw her in action I was convinced it was some sort of spoof.

I adore Liz Hurley At least she's honest about what she does to look the way she does, ie, exists purely on 3 raisns and 25 VLS's a day.

Tess Daley is awful - but I hate all those 'having a baby is my career' celebs.

Anna Friel - she is pretty and I quite like Rhys - I bet he's ahem interesting in the bedroom

Gwynnie's mum must be mortified. She's got such a cracking sense of humour and is just...so normal.

That reminds me - am sure goop dropped into my mailbox earlier - off to read how to be the perfect woman

Gwynnie's ma seems lovely.

When was Holly Willybooby in action?

What's a VLS?

doesn't she do the 'bumped bums' voceover in some advert?

Last one: Fearne Fucking Cotton

Like shooting fish in a barrel

"Jesse is originally from LA, so they have been back and forth to America all year - which jars with Fearne?s avowedly green politics. ?My carbon footprint is awful, flying to and from LA,? she groans, adding that she is obsessive about switching off lights before bedtime and that ?nobody should be using plastic bags any more?."

PMSL that switching off a few measly lights in her uber trendy London pad, will make up for the gazillion flights she takes each year.

Avowedly green until a man comes along.

Can we talk about Lorraine Kelly 'och aye I'm so sweet but I am really a vicious hag and Lisa 'George Clooney' Snowdon.

And Thandie Newton. What the bloody hell is she for?

And Sadie Frost, Pearl Lowe, Meg Matthews and Davinia Taylor. Washed up old cokeheads who STILL bleat on about their lives in any interview they can get.

Bloody hell, there's a backwash of non entities.

Oh I actually really really like Lisa Snowden.

BUT I DESPISE LORRAINE KELLY.

In fact I think I pretty much hate anyone with the surname Kelly. Evidence: Matthew Kelly, Henry Kelly, Lorraine Kelly

What is the collective noun for nonentities?
Actually I like Our Lorraine, but I suspect a will of steel behind that cheery smile. I wouldn't want to cross her.

Kelly Osbourne

HOW can someone so thin still look fat?

Oh GOD yes, that Primrose Hill gang of raddled old bags who are famous for... erm...oh yes, I know - shagging rock stars, once or twice in 1993. Pearl Lowe and Sadie Frost really get up my nose like few other people can. Pearl Lowe particularly. Now she's too old to even delude herself that we care about her, she's started touting her daughter round the block instead.

And Alexa Chung deserves a slap for looking like a Siamese kitten in a peter pan collar. On stilts.

Ah poor Kelly. All her weight has transferred itself steadfastly to her face hasn't it?

I might like Lorraine Kelly if only she could stop saying 'really really really' too quickly, and at least once in every sentence.

I just don't get it re Kelly - look at a photo of her, her waist is about 2cms wide, however her arms and legs are really chubby.

I don't think her face is that fat, rather the fact she has the jawbone of an elephant.

jonicomelately - I never saw her in the hacienda

• and who is Isla Fisher?

Yes, that's it. She is the female Marlon Brando.

corns12k

She used to go there with her mate, Nicola Stephenson and Keiron O'Brien (I think that's his name).

Isla Fisher used to be in Home and Away, was engaged to Darren Day and is now married to Ali G.

Christ, what a CV.

where they prancing about hoping everybody would notice them? like corrie stars