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PhoenixRisingFromTheAshes · 09/02/2011 23:31

Please come in and make yourself at home. All are welcome to join in our exhaustive and detailed daily research programmes. Areas of study include: The Cotton Industry in the Industrial Revolution; Robin Hood Studies (specialist subject Guy of Gisborne) as well as exhaustive study of the Creative Arts, Film and Media (with particular emphasis on Tolkein, the Armed Forces and National Security).

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MrsLucasNorth · 11/02/2011 23:41

I know Maud (feel like I'm being bollocked by my late nan - same name). My conscious mind purely appreciates his thespian talents, unfortunately it doesn't have a very good grip on my subconscious or my hormones Blush

PassTheTwiglets · 11/02/2011 23:42

Just started The Gruinard Project. Good Lord, 48 chapters?!?! And crikey, if Chapter 1 is anything to go by.... Blush

Think I'd best be off to bed now as it's my turn to get up with the small people in the morning. Maybe a nightcap of Chapter 2 first...

Night night!

PhoenixRisingFromTheAshes · 11/02/2011 23:42

They're sending a replacement, I need to return my faulty copy....we'll see.

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MrsLucasNorth · 11/02/2011 23:44

^Where all the treasure of thy lusty days,
To say, within thine own deep-sunken eyes,^

Maud - you're not helping!

PassTheTwiglets · 11/02/2011 23:44

MrsLN, you need a bit of escapism - 'twas nothing more than that. It's not like you're chasing the poor bloke down the street or anything...! Besides, it was us who made you tell :)

MrsLucasNorth · 11/02/2011 23:47

Re The Gruinard Project - it is a really good story regardless of the naughty bits. There's a fair bit of exploration of Lucas' time in Russia (which is quite hard to stomach in parts) and the psychological effects of his experiences, which was never really explored in Spooks.

SupermassiveLBD · 11/02/2011 23:49

Blimey Maud that pome would certainly cheer any prospective forty year old up no end.

It must have been written in the olden days when ladies retired to their bergeres in bombazine and lace cap once they hit that age. Then along came Jane Fonda.

PassTheTwiglets · 11/02/2011 23:50

I'm reading the Russia bits now, well, skimming thenm. Quite nasty, as you say.

Am having to mentally edit the grammar and spelling too [snob alert]. "Carp diem"? Lucas is apparently a fan of fishing...

Really going now!

SupermassiveLBD · 11/02/2011 23:52

There's a fair bit of exploration of Lucas' time in Russia (which is quite hard to stomach in parts) and the psychological effects of his experiences,

Nah, I skip those bits, anyway...

MrsLucasNorth · 11/02/2011 23:55

The grammar is v. naff. I had to read several sections twice to get the drift.

Some I've read more than twice, but that had nothing to do with the grammar Grin

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 11/02/2011 23:57

To show willing, I just started to read the Gurnard Project. Within a few lines we had had the wrong kind of there and the wrong kind of curb. I was too distressed by the poor writing to continue. ::fellow snob::

Yes, it's a very, ahem, sombre sonnet, isn't it? Written in the days when to be 40 was to be a shrivelled old hag. I'll have another rummage.

SupermassiveLBD · 12/02/2011 00:07

You can certainly see why Lucas has his phone clamped to his ear so much...

SupermassiveLBD · 12/02/2011 00:10
ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 12/02/2011 00:12
SupermassiveLBD · 12/02/2011 00:20

He even looks charming then, and I hate people who are on their mobiles all the time

Oldest phone number in NYC? I googled!

PhoenixRisingFromTheAshes · 12/02/2011 00:21

Night!

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SupermassiveLBD · 12/02/2011 00:23

Night, Phoenix, sleep tight!

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 12/02/2011 00:42

How interesting. In the paleolithic era before Wikipedia, I thought I has heard that Pennsylvania 65000 was the old phone number of the White House, but it does indeed seem to belong in NYC. Well, did you evah.

But, yes, people who have their mobile glued to their ear are deeply tiresome.

I won't be dragging out Time's winged chariot because you expect me to and that would just be dull. Will try to find something on Google off the beaten track.

Good night one and all.

SupermassiveLBD · 12/02/2011 00:46

Oh shame, I do like the vegetable love bit.
Goodnight, Maud, sweet dreams.
And good night MrsLN too, if you are still there

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 12/02/2011 00:52

::Looks back at you::

Last time I posted the vegetable love, philistines people sniggered. But if we are contemplating the ageing process ....

Had we but world enough, and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
We would sit down and think which way
To walk, and pass our long love's day;
Thou by the Indian Ganges' side
Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide
Of Humber would complain. I would
Love you ten years before the Flood;
And you should, if you please, refuse
Till the conversion of the Jews.
My vegetable love should grow
Vaster than empires, and more slow.
An hundred years should go to praise
Thine eyes, and on thy forehead gaze;
Two hundred to adore each breast,
But thirty thousand to the rest;
An age at least to every part,
And the last age should show your heart.
For, lady, you deserve this state,
Nor would I love at lower rate.

    But at my back I always hear

Time's winged chariot hurrying near;
And yonder all before us lie
Deserts of vast eternity.
Thy beauty shall no more be found,
Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound
My echoing song; then worms shall try
That long preserv'd virginity,
And your quaint honour turn to dust,
And into ashes all my lust.
The grave's a fine and private place,
But none I think do there embrace.

Now therefore, while the youthful hue
Sits on thy skin like morning dew,
And while thy willing soul transpires
At every pore with instant fires,
Now let us sport us while we may;
And now, like am'rous birds of prey,
Rather at once our time devour,
Than languish in his slow-chapp'd power.
Let us roll all our strength, and all
Our sweetness, up into one ball;
And tear our pleasures with rough strife
Thorough the iron gates of life.
Thus, though we cannot make our sun
Stand still, yet we will make him run.

::totters off::

TheSmallPrint · 12/02/2011 07:06

Morning sorry for disappearing Mrs LN but Twigs gave you the info on Lee Mack, DH came to bed so had to put the phone away or he'd be peeking over my shoulder - or tutting, both equally annoying. He dies jot understand thr draw of RA MN.

I will now waste several more hours of my life reading your link and ignoring bad spelling. See you later with my critique.

PassTheTwiglets · 12/02/2011 07:54

I read it up to about Chapter 20. Oh God the shame, I didn't read it, I skimmed it. Blimey!! Shock Blush I then had a sudden rush of blood to the head and gave myself a massive headache (though perhaps the Wine contributed to that). I will read it properly when I have more time though.

What did you mean about why Lucas has his phone clamped to his ear, Massive? Was it something to with the Gruinard story or something else?

PassTheTwiglets · 12/02/2011 07:58

Oh, Morning Small! I think a few DHs 'dies jot' understand either ;) Mine gets it - when I was saying to him that I wasn't sure about which way to wear a particular shirt, he teased me by saying "well why don't you go and look at the picture of Richard Armitage that you saw it on, to find out?" :o

MrsLucasNorth · 12/02/2011 08:26

Morning! Am not sure if my H has even noticed my little infatuation crush. As for last night...

I must not drink & post

I must not drink & post

I must not drink & post

Grin
PassTheTwiglets · 12/02/2011 08:27

Nah, drinking and posting is good :)

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