I feel your pain, Holly. Have you looked at the Amazon sale, by the way? Muchos bargains there, it seems. I have just spent a fiver on Moulin Rouge, enticed by that, ahem, eye-catching number you linked to a little while back.
I know that cotton mills, riots, Plato, smouldering and perfect teeth are an unlikely, nay, impossible combination. It was just a wild flight of fancy of mine. I don't expect ever to find anything like that.