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University of Milton North - bring a bottle & some Twiglets!

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MrsLucasNorthPole · 21/12/2010 22:08

Ta da!

a nice fluffy pic for the common room

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Imtoosexyformybliaut · 23/12/2010 22:17

Poor old, or rather young, Tansy! Give the girl a chance. I'm betting that bathwater will be mortal cold before she plucks up her courage and delivers it to the wolfie's den.

No wonder Tansy's pals gossiped about him, then GB, if he's had it off with one of her colleagues too. The rogue!
I should have had her eyeing the kitchen table with dread. Xmas Shock

I wrote it in Dawn French's Lark Rise to Candleford accent as far as I coud remember it, as I don't have it to hand at the moemnt.

TheSpookWhoCameInFromTheCold · 23/12/2010 22:18

Don't worry about the cold water, I'm sure Wolfie can warm them both up...

MrThorntonIsMyToyBoy · 23/12/2010 22:19

The accent is great. After all, there would have been some mobility even in Guy's time.

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Imtoosexyformybliaut · 23/12/2010 22:22

Who knows what will happen though, Spooks? She may struggle up with the cannister, only to find the Sheriff has commandeered the jacuzzi.

TheSpookWhoCameInFromTheCold · 23/12/2010 22:27

Well as long as his name is spelled right... ;)

Imtoosexyformybliaut · 23/12/2010 22:31

Now you know why I was asking about it, Spooks!

MrThorntonIsMyToyBoy · 23/12/2010 22:40

I can't work out who's who tonight. Is there anyone here who's a bit, ahem, cakey-and-small-flaggy? Because we think .

GizzysBraies · 23/12/2010 22:42

OK, who's for some science fiction?

TheSpookWhoCameInFromTheCold · 23/12/2010 22:43

I am Twiglet, ToyBoy.... I've worked out everyone expcet you :) Oyster? Snowy?

Sci-fi - yes, please!!

Imtoosexyformybliaut · 23/12/2010 22:43

I am always up for some boldly going, GB.

Imtoosexyformybliaut · 23/12/2010 22:46
GizzysBraies · 23/12/2010 22:48

Ok - it's only the first tiny bit - I'm going to do it 12 days of Christmas stylee!

Santa's New Toy - Chapter 1

The wind whistled around the log cabin, situated alone in the middle of a vast expanse of snowy landscape.

Inside a portly, middle aged man buttoned up his thick red cardigan and made his way over to the enormous package he had been waiting all day to open. The wooden crate stood about 7 feet tall, and it took a small claw hammer to prise apart the sides and allow him access to the contents.

The Northern Lights raced across the night sky outside, lighting it like Mother Nature?s very own fibre optics, but nothing could distract the man from his task. The wooden sides fell away and he dragged then to the side of the room so he could inspect the masterpiece in all its glory.

?The masterpiece? was a chamber made of thick glass, framed with solid steel. Protruding from one side was a control panel comprising a disc drive, keyboard and monitor, but beneath it sat a substantial hard drive containing possibly the most advanced science known to man, or rather, to a select few men. But it was only the man in the red cardigan who had it within his power to operate the machine and unleash its full potential.

Nicholas rubbed his hands together with glee. For years he had struggled with what to give the womenfolk for Christmas. Now it seemed, all his problems were about to be solved.


Meanwhile, back in the UK, it was midday on Christmas Eve and a small group of women were preparing for a Christmas party. It would be the first time they had met in person, having got to know each other via the Internet, so the plans were carefully laid. They had booked a small function room at a smart hotel in London, food, drinks and music had been arranged and at that point several of them were travelling some distance in order to be there, one even flying in from abroad. Dresses and accessories had been purchased, however the one thought going through all their minds was that it was kind of a shame it was to be an ?girls only? party?


Back at the North Pole Nicholas strode over to a second package sat on the desk in the corner of the room. The brown box had already been opened and he selected from it a slim, plastic case. Re-reading the blurb on the back, he smiled, ?Yes,? he said aloud, ?This is definitely the best one to start with.?

He returned to the machine and switched it on. It made a loud humming noise, combined with several intermittent chugging sounds before it was finally ready. He loaded the disc into the slot, selected the information he required and, taking a large slug of whisky from the crystal glass beside him, hit the ?Create? button.

MrThorntonIsMyToyBoy · 23/12/2010 22:49
Imtoosexyformybliaut · 23/12/2010 22:52

Arrgh, Toy Boy, you shouldn't have. What was that phrase from the mainstream published novel I was quoting the other day?

GizzysBraies · 23/12/2010 22:52

I thought it was you Twiggy Grin!

TheSpookWhoCameInFromTheCold · 23/12/2010 22:53

Gizzy, I am literally blushing!! I am giggling like a teenager at the thought of what is to come and DH is asking what is so funny :) You can't leave us hanging there though, MORE, MORE!!! I will Beg if necessary :) Oh I am loving your work tonight, girls!

GizzysBraies · 23/12/2010 22:54

Has just occurred to me that someone waiting all day to open an enormous package could be used in all sorts of contexts over the next 12 days Xmas Wink!

GizzysBraies · 23/12/2010 22:55

Let's just say they'll be something for everybody Spooky!

MrThorntonIsMyToyBoy · 23/12/2010 22:58

Eh? Shouldn't have what?

Imtoosexyformybliaut · 23/12/2010 22:59

Nor should you have, GB. I can see where this is going I think. And I am not complaining one bit. A lovely partidge, and I can't wait for the two turtle doves. This is genius writing! I could see it all happen before me, as clear as if it were on the telly.

Imtoosexyformybliaut · 23/12/2010 23:00

Shouldn't have shown the steamy one, of course, Toy Boy!

But only kidding, you so should have.

GizzysBraies · 23/12/2010 23:00

We're on most active. Although I really should be getting off now after my late night last night.

Lucas North on Twitter is getting on my nerves a bit at the mo. Loving John Porter though - that pic is gorgeous!

GizzysBraies · 23/12/2010 23:04

Can I just say...

phwooar!

Imtoosexyformybliaut · 23/12/2010 23:05

Lucas just gets worse and worse. And JP seems to spend all his time with that Danni, no one else gets a look in. Unless of course you are Danni?

TheSpookWhoCameInFromTheCold · 23/12/2010 23:05

Sorry, I did know it was you, Toyboy! I was getting muddled - it was the other Thornton name I didn't know (Box of Thorntons?)

I have to go now :( Making Venetian Ribbon Cookies and I have to assemble them before bed.
Oh that reminds me, Venetia arrived today! Not sure I like him doing the female voices, especially the old lady! I did chuckle at that :)

Night night everyone - don't stay up too late!

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