Academy Of Armitage Studies - pass the Twiglets...

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Welcome to the new common room! Grab yourself some Twiglets and a glass of Chateau Gisborne or some Polish Cordial and come on in - the water's lovely!

Flowers, I searched for "gorgeous bloke looking like a twat"... :) Nah, I just searched "Richard Armitage" and then clicked on images and hey presto!

MrsLNPD, how lovely! Me too, hopefully - we can have watching parties! (oooh, how fun would it be to do that for real?!)

Drat. It was Annie Lennox singing Keep Young and Beautiful. As indeed I have. If you want to hear the song with saucier lyrics, see whether YT will permit you to view .

I imagine that Guy Gisborne of Telegraph fame has parents who consider themselves rather droll.

Well, it's letting me see Go figure. Am waiting for it to load.

I wonder what vintage this Guy is. Obviously not circa 2006, but hopefully not this one

Ha! Now the boot's on the other foot and I can't see that for international copyright reasons.

Well, Annie has a very chic sparkley dress on and wings a la Victoria's Secret.

Flowers, I searched for "gorgeous bloke looking like a twat"...

ROFL

Annie is, I think, a deity.

Twiggy - Don't you think that if we were to meet in real life it might break the spell?

They'd look really good with the Lady Marmelade get-ups.

So, is that (with the Lady Marmalade ensemble) our your costume for the Academy panto?

Thinks: If there is to be a panto, we need a villain. Someone who can strut about, scowl and generally be menacing, and yet turn out to have a heart of gold.

Now who could we cast in that role?

Golly the price of those corsets is criminal. £350??!! They're 'avin a larf!
Good job we're only doing it virtually.

I would willingly join in the S7 watching party when it starts.

I think I'd look villainous enough for any panto in a corset and wings, TBH. Missy

But...
And instead of ''Look behind you'' we could all shout ''Look back at me''

Abanazar?

How can we work a tea cup scene into the script?

He wouldn't.......happen to have... a magic lamp... Would he?

You should have chosen another panto then. We could have had Cinderella. Or Snow White.

Sorry. Was having trouble remembering the names of any panto villians.

Now, a giant would be a nice change from being a dwarf. Allow him to stratch himself a bit.

Teacups, teacups... Afternoon tea chez Mr and Mrs Giant. With cucumber sarnies and fondant fancies?

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

or even stretch

Or we could do Little Red Riding Hood. That might be almost familiar. And he could be the Wolf.

Hungry like the wolf, forsooth.

And don't all pantos have

Holly, I read that as "scratch himself a bit" :o