AMA: I am so rich and hopeless that I have not noticed £75K in USD being deposited into my bank account.

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Just that really. But will it wash with the DWP for UC purposes?

The Dark Lord I hope falls soon and fast. The bugger seems to be Teflon coated

Kerrr-ching!

I do actually know of someone who said to her soon-to-be dh, ‘Peter*, I seem to have an awful lot of money in my current account.’

There was around £20k just sitting there. All genuine, she just hadn’t realised.
They were, and still are a very un-materialistic couple!

*not his real name.

I am your father. Oops! Wrong quote. Wrong film.

Is she an osteopath too, like my better half? I think it must be an occupational hazard.

It is lovely that you have always been intensely relaxed around about filthy rich people.

Well, I was just following the party line. Keir didn’t see women either. Until that fucking meddling Rowling woman stuck her bloody oar in.

No, a teacher!

Yes, we were all avid followers of Mrs Hinch and liked to show off how white our housekeepers could keep our underwear. All such innocent fun!

And is that Meghan Markle standing next to you while you show them off?

No, that was the afternoon activity: jam making for beginners.

Thank you. And please keep buying the Daily Mail.