AMA: I am so rich and hopeless that I have not noticed £75K in USD being deposited into my bank account.

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Just that really. But will it wash with the DWP for UC purposes?

Was it ‘just resting in your account’? A la Father Ted, if anyone is old enough to remember.

I'll have it OP

Exactly! Such small change. So busy being busy and important. Let’s face it, bank statements are only really for the little people.

I take it you have the same pal, surname starting with an ‘E’ in common?

I don’t know what you’re talking about, I have no recollection of any such money.

what are you up to these days anyway OP?
I don't think you can get UC, the savings limit is practically small change

Yep dodgy as

Just don’t light that Diptyque candle. Unless you are a member of the KLF.

Of course. Binned after every single use. Maybe this could be my DWP defence?

Great days Eddie, great days.

Hello Peter!

That time playing musical statues with ‘A’!

A likely story. The next thing you’ll say it was just resting in your account

Can someone please link a news article? I have no idea what this is about and don’t live in the UK (I get the impression it’s national rather than international news). Thanking you. 😇

Is it for your osteopathy course again OP

But be warned that there is a sensitive image part way down the page.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn82elvzpz7o

Another Father Ted fan? No time for that! If it’s not on Panorama or File on 4, not interested.

I can't remember anything that happened over 20 years ago. I'm sure you're the same, OP. Shame but there it is.

Are you insinuating that I like to crack skulls?

I've been saying it since Peter Mandelson was first caught lying on his mortgage form, that he should be a Right Honourable anything is ludicrous.

There is nothing honourable about that man.

The idea that he was a fit person to represent the UK in the US was embarrassing in the extreme. What in God's name was Starmer thinking of?

You know the pensioners you see dozing over the newspapers in your local library? Because can’t afford to heat their homes. A bit like that. Except they have their own chairs and it’s absolutely disgraceful but we have to share benches.

Were you a bit too friendly with ‘Charlie’ too?

I'll have you know we are the most honorable people we know

Fuck those entitled cunts. Warm hubs and what have you. Nanny always kept the nursery perfectly cold.

I will have you arrested for stalking!