AMA: I am so rich and hopeless that I have not noticed £75K in USD being deposited into my bank account.

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Just that really. But will it wash with the DWP for UC purposes?

Tighty whities, make everything alrighty.

Well……….🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️!!

Is your real name Fergie?

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I couldn't possibly comment. I never reveal my whereabouts evenif I can remember.

Did you apply anti-perspirant prior to your visit though?

You were the same era as Paddy Pantsdown MP, were you not? Or at least a slight overlap. Was he as firm of buttock as rumoured?

There are never any overlaps in my pants. (Even if I need all the package help I can get).

You're getting personal now. I'm always appropriately turned out, as you'd expect for someone in my position.

Is that the position favoured by our friend ‘A’? You know the one that was leaked in a photo to the press yesterday? You and I both know he and we were only playing a game of horizontal musical statues.

😂

You mean I'd actually have to do something in order to get this windfall? Surely providing my offshore bank details would be enough.

Im worried for you OP. Didn’t I also read on one of your other threads that you’ve completely forgotten that woman you were photographed with, the one with you in your underpants? It seems like you’ve got some big holes in your memory. I thought you might have kept a journal, perhaps you could look back and find out what you were up to back then and let us know?

Who is paying the £20k rent a month as well.

CF everywhere.

I can’t believe you just made a friendly call to a banker mate and it’s all kicked off like this!

I know! And bloody Michelle Mone is getting away with absolute murder!

I was eating my dinner when they showed that. Totally put me off.

Fuck your petty problems.

AIBU my DD is going NC as I referred to her having a “shagging weekend” in correspondence which is now in the national press? How the fuck was I to know my many many misdeeds would see the light? (Also my spelling was shit which is a bit awks. Not as awks as my fawning which has given all the readers severe cringe? Does anyone know of an osteopath for that? And could they pay for me? Thanks ever so, love you forever. Marry me?)

Nice try! Do you work for a rival publishing house? My journals are dynamite!

Marry you? I would rather end up on Skid Row. Hell, I would even marry Michelle Mone. The conniving cow. All Teflon coat and no knickers.

Oh sorry I’m so self absorbed I forgot it was AMA.

Exactly how many former PMs, cabinet ministers and other public figures are now stuck in the dilemma where you will expose their misdeeds if they don’t condemn you? Asking for a friend.

I think you forgot the right answer is that you can’t marry me because you're gay so you know nothing about anything but you’re really sorry for any women and girls concerned. Also, you’re gay. Emphasise that a few more times.

Also, you have no moral high ground when it comes to knickers, for fucks sake.

I believe you Peter

so gay you can't even SEE women, OP