My partner can make me orgasm up to 28 times in one night AMA

[Loveitall83]

Exactly as the title. Pretty sure this isn’t the norm….

What happens on the 29th?

Have you thought about getting Netflix?

Don’t get the question…. Strange. 28 is just the most he’s managed so far…..

Who and how are you counting?

a) Use a small ticker/clicker thing from PE lessons?
b) Man in the corner with a clipboard doing a tally chart?
c) Other method

Ummmm… why would I want Netflix? So I can sit and watch boring shows and films instead of having mind blowing sex

Sounds tiring, after the fourth or fifth don't you just want a shower, get into cosy pyjamas and have some hot chocolate?

Of course I was counting. I was shocked he could make me orgasm in the first place- I never had with anyone else.
again… random question

No, of course not. I’m not 80 and boring. I actually like sex. Is that weird?

Do you live in The US?

Do you think it’s your partner or you who’s more unusual?
I always feel orgasm is a release of tension so it take a while to build that back up again (or be inclined to go for another one) so suspect it’s more you that unusual.

No. Why?

I think we’re just truly compatible. He just is perfect for me and knows what I like

No, I think it’s a pretty reasonable question. If your mind was that blown, you’d want a way of making sure you didn’t lose count. Tally chart on the wall that would double up as a memento?

OK, I'll take this at face value. How are you separating them in order to count? Whenever I've had a long session, my orgasms don't come like individual events, it's more like all the time, with peaks but no troughs. They've never been BOOM - quiet - BOOM - quiet - BOOM?

I know this is normal. Unless you're male, I guess. In which case, congrats to you both on your stamina.

Why don't you like any of the questions so far?

80 year olds like sex and have orgasms.

Yes. This needs some rules. Definition of an orgasm. Time between events. Some may have been disqualified.
I think the clicker method would work well.

I orgasam easily. After about 4 it starts to feel lees good. By 8 it's like my body is going through the motions. It starts to burn/ache too

I couldn't imagine wanting to get to 28

Did the neighbours bang on the wall at any point to ask you to keep the noise down? Or start cheering / awarding marks out of 10 / telling Alexa to play the Hallelujah Chorus?

Are you sure they're real? No way would I want 28, it would be waaaay too much and intense.

I'd definitely cap out at 3 or 4 proper ones. After 2 I struggle to walk for a fair bit, all the tinglly electric legs. 28 would definitely kill me.

😂😂

Do you not get a bit sore ? Are they a bit crap and that's why you need so many ?
I would be shattered and probably a bit bored . At what point did you both go ..should we just quit at 28?
Also are we talking toys? As can't have been penetrative sex 28 times.
Oral he may get a bit of a rash or somthing going that long.

I think we're not impressed enough 😂

Do you want a medal?

I suggest that if you can count 28 times in the throes or passion then it’s not all that passionate.