My partner can make me orgasm up to 28 times in one night AMA

[Loveitall83]

Exactly as the title. Pretty sure this isn’t the norm….

I think she/he/they didn't count Mississippipily.

Do you have a chart by your bed where you tick them off? 🤔

Does it not make everything a little sore or tender?

Go and do your homework, kid.

That’s the strange question…?

How do you keep track for the number of times?

Do you have an Excel spreadsheet to keep track?

Can you get a phone app?

I do hope so, because if it's notches on the bedpost, the bed is in danger of collapsing ....

😂😂

Aye, course you do! It would be red raw and tender as out that it wouldn’t be enjoyable!

Have you got a good mattress? Is it one of those Simba ones?

I thought the holidays had finished?

Op, no questions but I've reached 24 before. And nobody believes me.

With a past partner. My current one can't even manage it once.

I’m more like this. Rarely have more than one.

Cystitis, anyone?

Is it just your partner can do this? Could you do this alone through masturbation? That would be a great skill for a wet and boring day like yesterday.

This reminds me of the Facebook couple who write all this ott declarations of love yet everyone irl knows their relationship is a disaster....

I think coming on a women’s group and bragging about 28 orgasms is a weird flex, seeing as we all know that having 28 orgasms would be a bit shit and not something to brag about 😂 28 in a month… Good. 28 in a night….bit shit. And weird. And weirder that you would count them. You ok hun?

OP’s not responding. Matbw he is updating his data set?

had a partner who would concentrate on "how many" and after one settled would be keen to see how quickly he could get me to the next. (nowhere near 28. Still single digits)

How tedious. Do you think it’s all about your pleasure OP or his ego? Most women would prioritise quality over quantity.

My snorer DH makes me kick him at least 28 times per night just saying.

For someone getting it off 28 times per day, the OP does appear a little…tense in her replies.

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God, I know.
Makes me wince at the thought 😖

If only there was some way they could learn to relax.

I must be old and boring as that sounds shit.
You can have too much of a good thing.