Page 6 | My partner can make me orgasm up to 28 times in one night AMA

Corinthiana · 07/09/2024 07:43

Meeplebeen · 07/09/2024 07:39

My question is what's the op got against 80 year olds?

I know! So ageist.

Needler11 · 07/09/2024 07:43

And it still doesn’t make you happy…

MissRachelismycoparent · 07/09/2024 07:44

Ouch

BunnyLake · 07/09/2024 07:48

Sounds awful.

SpottyBumPony · 07/09/2024 07:48

Can you send me the raw data? I’d love to make a nice Power BI report for you so you can find the trends and break the 28 barrier?

namechanged48484884 · 07/09/2024 07:48

Well you are up very early after all that.

ScottBakula · 07/09/2024 07:49

I would be walking like John Wayne after riding a shire.
Pp is right , if notches on the bed post is how you keep track the bed will fall apart soon.

Are all 28 achieved in the same position/ room or are you dashing about the house ?
How many condoms do you get through ?
Or
How many dcs do you have ?

violetcuriosity · 07/09/2024 07:50

Garlictest · 07/09/2024 05:02

OK, I'll take this at face value. How are you separating them in order to count? Whenever I've had a long session, my orgasms don't come like individual events, it's more like all the time, with peaks but no troughs. They've never been BOOM - quiet - BOOM - quiet - BOOM?

I know this is normal. Unless you're male, I guess. In which case, congrats to you both on your stamina.

Mine would be separate events like the OP- there's no 'normal'

Corinthiana · 07/09/2024 07:50

SpottyBumPony · 07/09/2024 07:48

Can you send me the raw data? I’d love to make a nice Power BI report for you so you can find the trends and break the 28 barrier?

😂😂

QuietlyWonderful · 07/09/2024 07:50

@TammyJones "I once had sex with someone and he had 5 - 7"

Come on now - we need an accurate count here, not a "5 - 7" approximation.

Maddy70 · 07/09/2024 07:50

Dont you get bored?

violetcuriosity · 07/09/2024 07:50

HollyKnight · 07/09/2024 05:36

Are you sure you're actually having orgasms and not just lots of those little mini-peaks? I can't imagine having 28 actual full-on orgasms. Everything is so sensitive after it would be painful to keep going 27 more times. I already feel like kicking DH across the room when he keeps going after I'm done.

Same 🤣

Eqei · 07/09/2024 07:51

Damn girl… you hold on to that man for dear life.
good for you!

initially I was like, woah, gimme half of those and I’d be happy 🤣
but then I remember how sore I’d be… 😅😂

enjoy… and send us the low down on how exactly so we can all experience a few of those 😂

Itsnotallaboutyoulikeyouthink · 07/09/2024 07:51

Imagine counting, I mean they can’t be that good if you able to sit there counting to 28. A proper good orgasm is where you’re totally overwhelmed, loose control not think “of let’s count these “. I mean what happens if you loose count? Does he start again?

FluffyBook · 07/09/2024 07:52

How many dcs do you have ?

I read that as how many dicks do you have which amused me no end.

INeedAnotherName · 07/09/2024 07:52

Have to admit they can't be any good if you need 28 of them. I prefer one good one.

Are they similar to the Harry Met Sally type?

Corinthiana · 07/09/2024 07:52

FluffyBook · 07/09/2024 07:52

How many dcs do you have ?

I read that as how many dicks do you have which amused me no end.

😂
this is a great thread!

Port1aCastis · 07/09/2024 07:53

Loveitall83 · 07/09/2024 04:47

Exactly as the title. Pretty sure this isn’t the norm….

Can you sit down, what with your bits being red raw after all that extra curricular activity. I diagnose you with IoF anyway

AnImaginaryCat · 07/09/2024 07:54

I'm more fascinated by the fact you were impressed by the fact he could even make you orgasm, because no one had been able to before. Must have been quite a shock for you.

Do also what to know at what sort of rate they are occurring at. Are we talking 28 opm or 28 oph or 28 opd?

Do you sleep really well afterwards? Is there ever any chafing?

DrunkTinkerbell40s · 07/09/2024 07:54

Garlictest · 07/09/2024 05:02

OK, I'll take this at face value. How are you separating them in order to count? Whenever I've had a long session, my orgasms don't come like individual events, it's more like all the time, with peaks but no troughs. They've never been BOOM - quiet - BOOM - quiet - BOOM?

I know this is normal. Unless you're male, I guess. In which case, congrats to you both on your stamina.

Ah see I'm a woman and mine would be boom, reset, boom, reset, boom. Mine are very individual but can be one after another etc with maybe a minute or so between.

LindorDoubleChoc · 07/09/2024 07:54

That's nice dear.

But can he change a tyre? I know which I'd find more appealing.

DrunkTinkerbell40s · 07/09/2024 07:55

Corinthiana · 07/09/2024 05:29

I'm also wondering about the 28. When you count them, do you have to say "Mississippi" in between? Are you counting Mississippipily?

Hahahahaha

PottedPlantCrazy · 07/09/2024 07:56

Corinthiana · 07/09/2024 07:04

If only there was some way they could learn to relax.

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Indeed..! 😂

Corinthiana · 07/09/2024 07:56