I'm Kate Middleton*, AMA

[RishiRich]

*I'm actually not, but my middle name is Kate so I feel like I have special insight.

Do you smoke?

Do you get charged overnight?

Have you considered changing your name by deed poll in order to avoid assumptions that you area self serving parasite?

@Tania64

Have you considered changing your name by deed poll in order to avoid assumptions that you area self serving parasite?

Savage

@LynetteScavo

Do you smoke?

Apparently she been known to have an occasional cigarette with Camilla.

Do the Royals in any way resemble their counterparts on The Windsors? (Please say yes)

Are you and Meghan besties?

@LynetteScavo

Do you smoke?

Yes, it's great for weight loss and stress management. It's one of those health & beauty tips from the Second World War generation.

@ArtVandalay

Do you get charged overnight?

Only at the full moon, along with my crystal collection.

@Tania64

Have you considered changing your name by deed poll in order to avoid assumptions that you area self serving parasite?

I tried changing my name by marriage but the gutter press people insist on using this one anyway.

@MermaidEyes

Do the Royals in any way resemble their counterparts on The Windsors? (Please say yes)

You know Harry and Meghan's first marriage ceremony where no one was invited? Harry totally did a dance down the aisle.

@BurgerKingAddict

Are you and Meghan besties?

Of course. She is responsible for North America, while I take the UK, Australia and all those other places that like the Queen. When our plans are complete and Wills and Harry are gone, I will be Queen Regent and she will be my Lady Chamberlain.

Is Charlotte your favourite child?

What do you think of Meghan. What happened at the bridesmaids dress fitting. Kate should be the one writing a book. Would be far more interesting than what Harry has to offer.

Could you try to influence fashion trends to help us fatties that can't wear tiered dresses, frills and peplums?

How do you feel bringing children into the world who have no choice about their adult life and then grooming them to fit the image that your husband and his family want?

Apparently she loves a Pornstar Martini, so, what are your thoughts on Pizza Express advertising them, and have you tried Tescos one in a box?

When the Monarchy Falls will you help storm our Bastille ?

"Of course. She is responsible for North America, while I take the UK, Australia and all those other places that like the Queen. When our plans are complete and Wills and Harry are gone, I will be Queen Regent and she will be my Lady Chamberlain."

Very game of thrones I like it, though hopefully it will be less of nonsensical ending.

@MeanMrMustardSeed

Is Charlotte your favourite child?

As with many other parents, my favourite child is the one who's causing the least trouble at any given time.

@Viviennemary

What do you think of Meghan. What happened at the bridesmaids dress fitting. Kate should be the one writing a book. Would be far more interesting than what Harry has to offer.

See above. However, let's just say there was a 'Bridesmaids' moment at the dress fitting. She was a toddler, it happens 🤷🏼‍♀️

@moonbedazzled

Could you try to influence fashion trends to help us fatties that can't wear tiered dresses, frills and peplums?

I bestow upon you, my loyal subjects, the 2022 combat trouser trend!

@TheHoptimist

How do you feel bringing children into the world who have no choice about their adult life and then grooming them to fit the image that your husband and his family want?

Same as any other family, innit? Everyone has expectations of their children and no child chooses the situation they're born into. The DC welcome to do a Harry if they don't like living a life of enormous privilege in return for cutting a few ribbons and being nice to people while looking fabulous.

@BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz

Apparently she loves a Pornstar Martini, so, what are your thoughts on Pizza Express advertising them, and have you tried Tescos one in a box?

Don't be ridiculous.

@KaptainKaveman

When the Monarchy Falls will you help storm our Bastille ?

I'll storm your Bastille any time