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I AM HULK

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 18:42

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

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SouthWestmom · 03/07/2018 22:58

How far can you throw stuff?

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 03/07/2018 23:55

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 07:09

MrsMoastyToasty

HULK DOES NOT DRIVE. HULK CANNOT FIT BEHIND STEERING WHEEL. BUT HULK WOULD SMASH HULKENBERG.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 07:13

Noeuf

GOOD QUESTION PUNY HUMAN! HULK LIKES TO THROW THINGS ALMOST AS MUCH AS HULK LIKES TO SMASH. HOW FAR DEPENDS ON WHAT HULK IS THROWING.

WHAT DO YOU WANT HULK TO THROW?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 07:14

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig

HULK IS PLEASED WITH YOUR GIFT PUNY HUMAN. HULK WILL HAVE MORE ENERGY TO SMASH TODAY.

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yawning801 · 04/07/2018 07:21

How hungover are you now? If this is what happened on Monday night.... what happened last night after the football??

yawning801 · 04/07/2018 07:25

Also, why are you talking about yourself in the third person?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 07:27

yawning801

HULK IS NOT HUNGOVER PUNY HUMAN. HULK TOO BUSY SMASHING TO DRINK ALCOHOL.

ONLY EXCEPTION, BARREL OF SHERRY AT CHRISTMAS.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 07:51

yawning801

THAT IS HOW SUERHEROES TALK PUNY HUMAN. ALSO HULK LIKES TO SAY HULK. SOUNDS GOOD.

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SouthWestmom · 04/07/2018 07:54
Grin

This is my favourite AMA.

MrsRRR · 04/07/2018 08:02

Can you come and smash down our old shed?

I have cookies....

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 08:18

Noeuf

YOU ARE RIGHT. HULK IS BEST.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 08:23

HULK AND MrsRRR SMASH SHED TOGETHER.

HULK SUGGEST YOU CHANGE USER NAME TO MrsGrrrrr. SOUND MORE FEARSOME.

YOU HAVE PLENTY OF COOKIES?

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MrsRRR · 04/07/2018 08:57

I have plenty of cookies hulk.

YOU can call me MrsGRRR
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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 10:38

AM ON MY WAY MRSGRRR

GET READY TO SMASH

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MrsRRR · 04/07/2018 10:49

Yay!!!!

TerfsUp · 04/07/2018 11:17

Question for you, HULK. What is your favourite shade of Farrow and Ball paint?

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 04/07/2018 12:31

Oooh, while you’re smashing down buildings, could you smash down my neighbours garage that he decided to build right up against my back fence last year? Thanks.
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AsAProfessionalFekko · 04/07/2018 12:41

Can I borrow you to SMASH? Wont take long. Will throw in lunch.

TerfsUp · 04/07/2018 12:51

Make sure lunch includes cookies, Fekko!

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 13:09

TerfsUp

HULK LIKES CALKE GREEN AND BRINJAL. HOUSE OF TerfsUp WOULD BE GREATLY IMPROVED WITH THESE MIGHTY COLOURS.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 13:11

HULK WILL SMASH FOR YOU MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig HULK ALSO SMASH NEIGHBOUR?

SMASHING IS HOT WORK. PUNY HUMAN PROVIDE HULK WITH MAGNUM ICECREAMS.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 13:13

WHAT SHOULD HULK SMASH AsAProfessionalFekko? WHAT YOU GIVE HULK FOR LUNCH?

PUNY HUMAN CANNOT EXPECT HULK TO ASSIST WITHOUT PROVIDING NECESSARY INFORMATION.

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MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 04/07/2018 13:34

Oh I can do Magnums, no problem. Best not smashing the neighbour though, he’s nice, he’s just a bit funny about garages.

AsAProfessionalFekko · 04/07/2018 13:36

Cheesecake and waitrose sandwiches? Beer - I have beer.