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Swagger Inn 143 - It's Still Cold - Oh Musketeers Keep The Wenches Warm

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LetUsPrey Wed 08-Feb-17 21:40:32

As Apricot said, spring seems so far away and it's bloody cold.

Grab a hot musketeer to keep yourself warm wenches

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Wed 08-Feb-17 21:52:32

I'll have this one, thanks LetUs grin
<lines up drinks>
<runs back to old thread to finish up there....>

FancyFancy Wed 08-Feb-17 22:30:49

<wells up>
Aw you wenches look after me so well <dabs eyes>

<starts drinking>

WickedWenchOfTheNorth Thu 09-Feb-17 01:35:23

wine

Badders123 Thu 09-Feb-17 06:51:24

.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Thu 09-Feb-17 08:11:24

Happy Thursday
<peers outside>
It's cold and gloomy and doing the polystyrene snow thing again...
<retreats under hbf duvet>

MadamedeChevreuse Thu 09-Feb-17 08:11:45

Hello new thread! Ive got a migraine again and dp is away on a work trip. <weeps>

bads ooooh how was Elementary? We finished s2, the finale was very complicated-- emotional. Awwww rhys ifans!!! I need to buy s3 now. We may be going to see T2 this weekend if we can find a babysitter! <squees>

Hope ailing wenches are ok. Have good days all xxx

LetUsPrey Thu 09-Feb-17 08:14:03

Morning wenches.

Hope DS2 is okay Badderz and that you had a good sleep Apricot. Hope the throat's okay.

Booking tickets for Lego Batman today. DS1 really wants to watch it too but he's trying to be all reluctant and "I'm not sure" grin

<grabs Musketeer>

LetUsPrey Thu 09-Feb-17 08:14:52

<puts extra HBF on Helen>
<gentle cwtch for Madame>

Badders123 Thu 09-Feb-17 08:17:20

He will be ok...just has this awful cold that's doing the rounds and it seems to have travelled to his ears
Swimming at school yesterday prob didn't help!
Got to take Mum to dr so dh coming home for an hour
Pils busy today so I will be off too
Sigh....
I'm pre blob and keep reading stuff about trump and the rise of fascism and I need
To stop because I'm feeling pretty fucking bleak right now....

FancyFancy Thu 09-Feb-17 08:23:08

Morning wenches
<cwtches all round>

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a better day today.
Right, best go - off to work & then straight out afterwards. Laters........

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Thu 09-Feb-17 08:28:31

Oooh, Lego Batman! and T2!
<Tiptoes over to madame with sunglasses and headphones>
Badders I've taken twitter off my active tabs because it's all too depressing
And now I need to get dressed and do the school run. Also depressing, btu not really on a global scale.

Badders123 Thu 09-Feb-17 09:23:02

I've been writing to MPs and have written to the HoL this morning
Sigh
Off
To take Mum to Drs!

Badders123 Thu 09-Feb-17 12:49:03

Hope you feel better Madame 💐
Apes...is your throat better? (A hot fizzy athos is what we all you need!!)
Ds2 is in bed using google translate to look up animal names to write in Chinese 😳😂
Mum has had her meds upped (again) and we are back next week to see hot dr ❤️
It's so bloody cold here! Trying to snow and only 1 degree ❄️
Brrr

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Thu 09-Feb-17 13:56:58

<runs through tavern screaming>
I am having a combination of utter boredom, and intense frustration with fuckwit customers.
That is all.
<exits left, chasing HBFs in order to insert some sort of wenching context screaming>

Badders123 Thu 09-Feb-17 14:52:40

I've deleted twitter and Mn from my iPhone.
It's the only way to preserve my sanity 😖
I'm listening to podcasts now....no such thing as a fish and the news quiz 👍🏻
I'm looking after ds and trying to get some washing done. He is quite happy to play on the PS4 😀

ApricotCrush Thu 09-Feb-17 17:08:20

Afternoon.

Lovely new thread LetUs.

wine and chocolate for all ailing, bored and depressed wenches.

Just been out to lunch with SIL and BIL. We used to talk about the Muskies, but now we just talk about our ailments. sad On which subject, the throat is still the same, a bit painful rather than sore with a bit of a cough. confused

I have just drunk a cup of tea and found that the bag had burst when I got to the bottom. Ugh!

As I don't have to cook we're going to catch up on some TV if we don't fall to sleep.

Badders123 Thu 09-Feb-17 18:04:23

I'm pretty blob Apes so feel all sorts of rubbish today 😞
Too nauseous to eat dinner
Too tired to read
Too bored to do nothing....
Woe is meeeeeeee
I might just go to bed and watch elementary for a bit....

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Thu 09-Feb-17 18:30:31

eurgh and sad re. leaky teabag
<adds tea strainer to tavern gadget store>

I do have to cook tonight - DH is out - again shock and I was gogin to have a right winge on here about sometihng that he did, but I cant remember what it was no, so I was probably overreacting a bit. Oh - no it was this morning. I remember now. Git. and FML. It was about why is it always being me who gets up in the mornings. angry Still no biggie really, since I had to think so hard about what it was grin

LetUsPrey Thu 09-Feb-17 19:05:02

Evening wenches.

<gathers up wenches and gives lots of wenchy hugs>

Must say I'm terribly bored with having to deal with twatty colleagues (one in particular) who think they know better (he doesn't) than me and think they're in the right (he's not) and have a full on snotty attitude about everything and who haven't been with us for very long. I'm always nice and friendly to new colleagues so don't give me the arsey attitude. Oh and don't, when I've told you the answer to your question - which obviously wasn't the one you wanted even after you'd mansplained things to me at least twice - then go and ask someone else who then tells you the same fucking thing. Twat. <cranks up flamethrower to 15>

I'm supposed to doing DS2's reading and spellings with him. He's disappeared upstairs. So instead I've been watching the highlights of Dustin's latest match (which he won woohoo!). You know when tennis players sometimes make a little grunty noise when they hit the ball? Yeah, that grin

Suppose I'd better go and find DS2.

<kicks MrHelen>

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Thu 09-Feb-17 19:16:44

<squiiiiiish> <-- hug

<arf> at tennis sound effects

You know what you have to do with the idiot colleague LetUs - FHITFWF - with a brick if necessary. Twat. <locks stupid mansplaining colleague in the dungeon with Vinnie>

WickedWenchOfTheNorth Thu 09-Feb-17 19:31:33

<Really enjoys wenchy hug from Letus> wink
<Sends Ninja cats to deal with bastard colleague>angry
winecakeflowersgin to all wenches in need.

I'm watching GBBO and drooling

LetUsPrey Thu 09-Feb-17 19:37:18

Not sure even Vinnie deserves that but in for a penny!

Are you drooling over the cakes or Selasi Wicked? grin

WickedWenchOfTheNorth Thu 09-Feb-17 19:42:17

I knew you would say that Letus grin The cakes actually grin

LetUsPrey Thu 09-Feb-17 19:50:02

Or even better - Selasi with cake!

I'm waiting for the Great Pottery Throw Down. Makes Bake Off innuendo look like amateur hour grin. And they do make some beautiful pieces too and one of the contestants is hot as well as being very talented

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