Swagger Inn 143 - It's Still Cold - Oh Musketeers Keep The Wenches Warm

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As Apricot said, spring seems so far away and it's bloody cold.

Grab a hot musketeer to keep yourself warm wenches

I'm hanging in there letus, hanging in there

Those pics are definitely helping........

DS has already eaten some & isn't dead yet, god it's tempting to just eat the rest of the jar . Fortunately we have a jar of the smooth stuff, which is fine, so won't have to go without

Bore da wenches all

Well, trouble with the old undersea cables/satellite stuff as this thread has refused to load all fucking week. No other websites having trouble. Not at all happy with that.

Massive fun week here with pancakes and Dewi day Immense piss up with a few expat mates here. And yes I did wear my Welsh Flag bikini. And Mr C wore his white rose trunks. Very GoTy really.

Mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! huge hugs to you and your mice. Lovely that you're back. Also approve of your Welsh HBFs. Nice.

Badders OMFG x 1000000
That is the best goddamn costume EVS. You are such an amazing mum. I'm sooooo lazy at these things. And last minute. And utterly disorganised. Twinnos went as Thor and Loki to a party recently. Loaned ds2 my black wig as my only contribution. ''Twas very amusing but essentially he's not skinny enough to look like TH.

Annoyed with Mr C who has bought a cable machine which is too big to fit in the garage with his lifting stuff so it's now in my hallway with towels draped on it. Not happy and that fucker is going to move by tonight or I'm going to hulk out.

Father Ted wise, it's kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse or the over 80s football team one for me. Or the cinema protest one. Or the one with the priest who has the Nazi Paraphernalia. Dermot M was so so so funny.

Oh and I'm planning on a double Homeland tonight Fancy so we need to catch up soon on that.

at the smooth stuff being safe.

Oh and also that DS is okay.

I've been having trouble getting MN to load too. Have been opening it on a new tab and then closing the old one. Not too strenuous but still a bit of a PITA.

I bought some bowls Letus.

Glad you had a good time Fancy

Sorry Buffy has gone home Apes

58 cousins Bads????!!!!

I also had problem with MN.

Comtesse!

Ds was happy with it - my poor fingers less so 😵

#prayforfancy 😵

I'm planning an evening watching crap on Netflix

Have a good night my lovers xxxxx

I've had to change my knickers as my gusset is full of glitter
FML

Enjoy your viewing Badderz

We have Ikea bowls Wicked. I could spend loads in Ikea.

These are the ones I bought. Weird light but the blue one are actually turquoise.

at Badderz's glittery knickers

Those are lovely Wicked. I think we have the blue ones in purple and in orange

Yay, we have the same bowls Letus

Now your knickers matches your personality Bads

Oh wicked...you say the nicest things 😘

Hello comtess if MrC's cable machine fixes your internet weirdness, then all to the good. I suspect they're different cables though. I haven't had a problem with MN, but then again, our entire internet has been runnign like a 3-klegged dog recently, so maybe I have and it was just masked by a crap connection.

I have a headache and my sore throat/stiff neck is back, and I'm just v. grumpy about it all.

I will be grouching in the corner with Athos, self-medicating with alcohol... (In Real Life, I will be getting everything ready for tomorrow morning, then go to bed feeling sorry for myself)

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

Ooh in a way glad that not just me that's having issues. I thought they were blocking me!!!

Wicked I also have those bowls

Helen no, it's a strength cable thing. Sick of the sight of it!!

Yay Comtess

Never have tried that biscuit spread. Worried it would be like someone had half eaten the biscuit and then you were trying to spread it. Like when toddlers half suck something and then embed it in your sofa.

Off to work, hopefully the new tread will load!!

Thread. Ffs.

Feeling a bit less fretful now thanks wenches. I had a spoonful of the smooth stuff to calm my nerves & that always sends my mind straight to licking the stuff off Aramis's naked body...............

YY to catching up on Homeland soon comtess - will watch one tonight when doing the ironing.

Nice bowls ww (not a euphemism)

I'd offer to give you a soothing massage helen, but I think if I got in the way of you & Athos you'd tell me to FTFO, so I'll pass