Swagger Inn 143 - It's Still Cold - Oh Musketeers Keep The Wenches Warm

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As Apricot said, spring seems so far away and it's bloody cold.

Grab a hot musketeer to keep yourself warm wenches

One was this www.bonnierrights.se/Book/The-Wounded-Diva/13827745/

I also ordered The Vasa Queen and The Vasa Daughters, the story about one of King Gustav Vasas wifes and his five daughters. It's interesting to read about tge women for a change.

I also ordered Shopaholic to the rescue, pure fluff and a crime novel where the main character is a female priest.

Watching Poirot, Tom's mum is in it

Arrogant twat just about sums him up. What he's going to get is a resounding "the fucking answer is FUCKING NO"!

Well done to MiniHelen!

They sound good Wicked. Love Poirot

HBI was there. Minimal innuendo and too much noise going on . Just something about bumping hips forward, and then going gently and not too hard.

Very tired now, so it's off to the chateau where Aramis is going to take care of me in all the ways.

I fell asleep. So now I'm going to shut down and go back to sleep.

night all....

yay for miniwenches achieving stuff

boo for over-loud badminton players and twatty twats at work

tissues for all sneezing wenches

And a vigorous rub down for comtess

Morning wenches.

Aramis is still at the chateau. He's very tired.

I feel fairly shite but we've booked for Lego Batman so I'm going to dose myself up for later.

What are wenches up to today?

Morning

Enjoy the film letus & hope you're feeling better soon.

I'm away for the weekend (really ought to get moving ) so probably won't be around until tomorrow evening.

Have fabulous weekends everybody

Morning. It's been snowing here all morning but not really sticking.

Well done to Miniwenches.

Have a lovely weekend Fancy and everyone else have a good day.

I'm not doing much, but really should get dressed!

Morning all. (or it was when I started typing) This post is brought to you from the sofa, where I am doing a piece of performance art to be titled "I am a cat bed"

I hope to move to the Tate modern shortly for a limited run of sitting on a sofa in PJs and Dressing Gown, with a cat. This will earn me lots of money and also kudos from arty types. My follow-up piece will be "OMG look at the FAF" where I will sit on a sofa with wenches with wine and chocolate watching The Musketeers.

Oh, and while I remember at x-posts with LetUs last night re. ^Healthy Appetite". Well, I'm willing to give it a go - take one (or more) for the team, as it were

Today I have no plans apart from chopping some wood. (and being a cat bed, which wan't on the list, tbh, but appears to be my reality at the mo.)

Helen. I'll join you as Woman Slouched on a Chaise with iPad and Dripping Nose. Or if any HBFs are reading this Wench Draped Seductively on a Chaise with Expectant Look.

Lego Batman was awesome!!!!

Back later

Wench On The Loo in Sainsburys.

Aka wench staring seductively into the distance with slightly parted lips and breeze rippling my hair.

Afternoon wenches.

Have a wonderful weekend Fancy.

Oi! Are you sniggering at my installation LetUs

I'll have you know I have been outdoors with my nose dripping on the cold looking healthy and wholesome chopping wood and pruning raspberries until I couldn't feel my fingers any more with my hair jammed under a wooly hat the wind blowing through my hair.

And not a HBF in sight to appreciate the view, FFS. Tomorrow I shall be more direct about it and lean provocatively over the chicken coop.

I am currently being a cat bed again, and looking for FAF in the rugby playing with DS, cos I am a good parent and all.

Your installation was very artfully done Helen

DS2 is watching episodes of How To Train Your Dragon. I suppose I should feed myself and the DC but I believe that involves moving.

Taboo tonight. I saw that you'd caught up with it Apricot. What do you think? I'm enjoying it. Tom Hardy? I would

at wenches installations.

Hope ailing wenches are feeling better

Am up I in the middle of the night watching the rugby?

Am I wearing my Welsh flag pants and my WRU shirt?

You betcha! Go Wales! Cymru am both!!!!

Am cooking, listening to rugby. Everytime Moriarty is involved, I grin.

That was a nice move with an unfortunate knock-on.

Game on!

woo hoo!!!

Finally, time for

Woohooooooooo!!!!!

We have a babysitter!!!!

jlm Trainspotting 2 here I come!

Enjoy JLM the film Madame!