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My foof is buzzing

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 09:50

I am not using a vibrator. My phone is not vibrating. No-one is doing mad drilling next to me. I haven't accidentally left an internal vibrating toy up there.

I've had a pretty constant buzzing/vibrating feeling in my groin for about a week now. It's neither pleasant or unpleasant. What the fuck is it?

Is someone phoning my foof? Stop phoning my foof. You've got the wrong number.

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SymphonyofShadows · 20/05/2017 09:51

It's winking at you

ClopySow · 20/05/2017 09:56

It's winking quite rapidly and repeatedly then.

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lockie1983 · 20/05/2017 10:03

Pregnant?!

user1487175389 · 20/05/2017 10:05

Maybe just enjoy it while it lasts?!

NoTractorsAtTheTable · 20/05/2017 10:06

Have you inadvertently filled it with bees?

My foof is buzzing
DJBaggySmalls · 20/05/2017 10:07

Is it the timer?

MrTumblesbitch · 20/05/2017 10:08

Is your foof sending SOS messages to the outside world? Morse code for the Fanjo?!

pinkieandperkie · 20/05/2017 10:08

I've had this before. Not sure what it is but at first I thought it was my phone on vibrate but it wasn't. It felt exactly like when your phone vibrates in your pocket. It went away after a couple of weeks. Not sure what it is or why it happens. It's weird though. I haven't had it since. Would be interesting to find out what it was.

TheGirlWithTheArabStrap · 20/05/2017 10:11

I get this!!
Just on the left-hand side of my groin. I sometimes have to carry a bleep at work and it feels just like the bleep vibrating in my pocket, but it's not there. It's very weird. It's not all the time and I thought it possibly could be an ovulation symptom. Glad someone else gets it too!

DoorwayToNorway · 20/05/2017 10:14

Is it a muscle or nerve spasm? My DH gets this. Not in the foof obviously Grin

ClopySow · 20/05/2017 10:16

See now, it's not just me.

I really fucking hope it isn't filled with bees. That would be disturbing. My uterus isn't a fucking bee hive.

Not pregnant. That would require sex. I have had no sex. Sob.

Maybe my foof is sending an sos out to penises. Penii?

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Tazerface · 20/05/2017 10:16

How weird, I thought it was just a foible of my body! Mine is aways quite fleeting though.

MollyHopps · 20/05/2017 10:17

Mine goes through phases of this. Don't know what its playing a really. Probably after attention Wink

PinkSquash · 20/05/2017 10:17

Definitely is like a bat signal for dick.. Wink

MrTumblesbitch · 20/05/2017 10:20

Are all your vaginas talking to each other?

ClopySow · 20/05/2017 10:34

Maybe that's it tumble

You're not missing much. It's more a very vague irritant than anything else.

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EmMcK · 20/05/2017 10:42

Sometimes you start reading a thread and you just know it is going to grow into something awesome and make it to classics and that you saw the beginning. Contented sigh.
I hope its not bees to OP, but I do like the idea there might be a secret vagina language. Mine doesn't know it though

shamoffour · 20/05/2017 10:45

Mine does this to I'm part of the talking vagina club too.

ijustwannadance · 20/05/2017 10:45

Have you ever had an ovarian cyst? Might be something pressing on a nerve.

whydoesitalwayshappentome · 20/05/2017 10:51

I have this occasionally. It is a strange feeling.

I decided I was becoming statically charged and could probably taser people with my vagina (which I am sure is a skill set of sorts).

BillyButtfuck · 20/05/2017 10:58

I have this from time to time when I've not been getting any.

Can I join your talking fanjo club?

bottledatsource · 20/05/2017 11:01

I have it too more in the frontal area I suppose where the uterus would be. I'm pretty sure its the foof caretaker testing the smoke alarm Grin

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 11:05

No, but i do have polycystic ovaries ijustwannadance

whydoesitall



I would welcome you billy but my foof has already sent yours the message
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unapaloma · 20/05/2017 11:05

I really fucking hope it isn't filled with bees. That would be disturbing. My uterus isn't a fucking bee hive.
OP your speciesist hatred of bees is so wrong. Bees need a place to live, and why not your foof? They are struggling with all sorts of environmental issues as a species, all caused by humans, I would have thought it was the least you could do?
Its a whole new level of NIMBY - you are a blatant NIMF :-D

ClopySow · 20/05/2017 11:06

Man alive bottle is your fanny a fire risk?

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