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Start using Mumsnet PremiumMy foof is buzzing
(248 Posts)I am not using a vibrator. My phone is not vibrating. No-one is doing mad drilling next to me. I haven't accidentally left an internal vibrating toy up there.
I've had a pretty constant buzzing/vibrating feeling in my groin for about a week now. It's neither pleasant or unpleasant. What the fuck is it?
Is someone phoning my foof? Stop phoning my foof. You've got the wrong number.
It's winking at you
It's winking quite rapidly and repeatedly then.
Pregnant?!
Maybe just enjoy it while it lasts?!
Is it the timer?
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Is your foof sending SOS messages to the outside world? Morse code for the Fanjo?!
I've had this before. Not sure what it is but at first I thought it was my phone on vibrate but it wasn't. It felt exactly like when your phone vibrates in your pocket. It went away after a couple of weeks. Not sure what it is or why it happens. It's weird though. I haven't had it since. Would be interesting to find out what it was.
I get this!!
Just on the left-hand side of my groin. I sometimes have to carry a bleep at work and it feels just like the bleep vibrating in my pocket, but it's not there. It's very weird. It's not all the time and I thought it possibly could be an ovulation symptom. Glad someone else gets it too!
Is it a muscle or nerve spasm? My DH gets this. Not in the foof obviously 
See now, it's not just me.
I really fucking hope it isn't filled with bees. That would be disturbing. My uterus isn't a fucking bee hive.
Not pregnant. That would require sex. I have had no sex. Sob.
Maybe my foof is sending an sos out to penises. Penii?
How weird, I thought it was just a foible of my body! Mine is aways quite fleeting though.
Mine goes through phases of this. Don't know what its playing a really. Probably after attention 
Definitely is like a bat signal for dick.. 
Are all your vaginas talking to each other?
<feels left out>
Maybe that's it tumble
You're not missing much. It's more a very vague irritant than anything else.
Sometimes you start reading a thread and you just know it is going to grow into something awesome and make it to classics and that you saw the beginning. Contented sigh.
I hope its not bees to OP, but I do like the idea there might be a secret vagina language. Mine doesn't know it though
Mine does this to <preens> I'm part of the talking vagina club too.
Have you ever had an ovarian cyst? Might be something pressing on a nerve.
I have this occasionally. It is a strange feeling.
I decided I was becoming statically charged and could probably taser people with my vagina (which I am sure is a skill set of sorts).
I have this from time to time when I've not been getting any.
Can I join your talking fanjo club?
I have it too more in the frontal area I suppose where the uterus would be. I'm pretty sure its the foof caretaker testing the smoke alarm 
No, but i do have polycystic ovaries ijustwannadance
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I would welcome you billy but my foof has already sent yours the message
I really fucking hope it isn't filled with bees. That would be disturbing. My uterus isn't a fucking bee hive.
OP your speciesist hatred of bees is so wrong. Bees need a place to live, and why not your foof? They are struggling with all sorts of environmental issues as a species, all caused by humans, I would have thought it was the least you could do?
Its a whole new level of NIMBY - you are a blatant NIMF :-D
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