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Pirate noises during sex????????????????????

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regularmumsnetter Mon 17-Oct-05 21:51:21

Am too embarrassed to reveal my true identity but i am a bit freaked out by my dp. Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex, eg 'Arr matey' in the style of that weird sea captain from the Simpsons?!

The other one is 'Arr, the ship's a-dockin' and 'My lighthouse is tingling'

There are various others along the same lines but i won't go into them all now.

He is not a sailor btw, and has (AFAIK) no connection to seafaring folk;)

Just wondering if i can say how uncomfortable this is making me feel (it's just f*ing weird IMO, but it seems to be turning him on!).

KnickKnack Sun 09-May-10 21:23:54

I can't believe its been almost 3 years since this was in active deserves a bump for anyone who doesn't know the Classics section exists grin

<apologies to anyone who mistakes it for a current thread, only reads the first page and posts a serious reply!!>

Littlefish Sun 09-May-10 21:28:36

Blimey - I can't believe this was from 2005. I remember when it started.

<winces when she realises how much time she's wasted spent on mumsnet since 2005>

CaptainWinky Sun 09-May-10 21:29:47

I love that this is still going.

CaptainSillyBeardyDaddyman Wed 19-Sep-12 08:50:03

Arrrr! This be needing a bump today!

Avast ye!

Maryz Wed 19-Sep-12 08:53:34

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

CaptainSillyBeardyDaddyman Wed 19-Sep-12 08:57:12

I wish it were me hearty, but I lost me knob to a spindly killer fish and have an extra peg leg now...

CaptainSillyBeardyDaddyman Wed 19-Sep-12 08:58:04

I used to give wenches the pox, now I gives em splinters!

Giraffeski Sat 24-Jan-15 20:06:49

It is terrifying that this thread is from 2005- that's TEN YEARS people!

BJBarbz Mon 30-Mar-15 13:42:38

Just rude him like a raft on a choppy sea. Good for you getting laid!! ��

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