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AIBU to not want my bumhole to smell of Christmas.

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ChocolateCherrybomb Sat 17-Oct-20 15:47:12

Looking through the bog roll page on the Asda site.

There's this.

ASDA Shades Warm Vanilla and Sugar Cane Toilet Roll 9 Rolls

………Shades Limited Edition Warm Vanilla & Sugar Cane. Every embossed sheet is enriched with a beautiful balm and the core infused with a warm and wintery fragrance.

AIBU to not want my arsehole to smell of Christmas butter cookies.

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readingismycardio Sat 17-Oct-20 15:49:15

😂😂😂😂😂 this is amazing!

Hahaha88 Sat 17-Oct-20 15:49:31

It will make the room smell of it, I think that's more the point. Doubt many of us have our bum holes being sniffed, but you can get coconut smelling ones all over the place

draughtycatflap Sat 17-Oct-20 15:50:35

with a hint of sprouts...

64sNewName Sat 17-Oct-20 15:50:47

Oh I remember M&S used to do scented loo roll at Christmas (maybe they do it all the time). Grim af

funnylittlefloozie Sat 17-Oct-20 15:51:18

Its not all about you! Have you asked your partner what they think?

(But no, YANBU because flavoured bog-roll is ridiculous)

Greysparkles Sat 17-Oct-20 15:51:19

AIBU to not want my arsehole to smell of Christmas butter cookies

gringringrin

BreconBeBuggered Sat 17-Oct-20 15:55:13

Very wise, OP. Imagine all the labradors sticking their greedy snouts up there in search of a treat as you walked by. Unthinkable.

Eaumyword Sat 17-Oct-20 15:58:48

Genius thread, bravo!
I must want mine to smell of Christmas as I'm still on the hunt for a Christmassy smelling soap, so...🙊

FlouncerInDenial Sat 17-Oct-20 15:59:10

I'm sure mine always smells of roses anyway

LavaCake Sat 17-Oct-20 16:00:22

I would love it if my arsehole smelled of butter cookies. Got to be better than the alternative, surely?

(Except this sounds like a guaranteed recipe for thrush)

Gingerkittykat Sat 17-Oct-20 16:01:01

I could only get the horrible cherry blossom bog roll at the beginning of lockdown, it took me a while to work out what had caused my raging thrush.

FrolickingLemon Sat 17-Oct-20 16:01:05

Haha. @draughtycatflap I was just coming on to say that it would be good for masking the sprout farts!

ChocolateCherrybomb Sat 17-Oct-20 16:01:22

Upon advice given, I did ask my partner. He said he has no interest in sniffing it and is especially not keen on licking it.

He did walk off up the hall singing.

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town.

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Elieza Sat 17-Oct-20 16:06:42

I just laughed out loud at this thread and startled the cat!

So funny. What will they come up with next.

Anordinarymum Sat 17-Oct-20 16:09:50

draughtycatflap

with a hint of sprouts...

I think the sprouts will have it

AriesTheRam Sat 17-Oct-20 16:11:08

Urgh its giving me thrush just thinking about it

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams Sat 17-Oct-20 16:13:09

Eaumyword

Genius thread, bravo!
I must want mine to smell of Christmas as I'm still on the hunt for a Christmassy smelling soap, so...🙊

Try here Eua. The "Merry and Bright" one is nice.

Eaumyword Sat 17-Oct-20 16:17:00

Ooh thanks Polka. Might give that a try, it sounds lovely actually.
My bumhole thanks you grin

Zaphodsotherhead Sat 17-Oct-20 16:17:02

BreconBeBuggered

Very wise, OP. Imagine all the labradors sticking their greedy snouts up there in search of a treat as you walked by. Unthinkable.

If all the labradors I know are typical, they shove their noses up your crotch anyway, regardless of smell.

I think they are just opportunistic. Christmas arses are just a bonus.

ancientgran Sat 17-Oct-20 16:17:41

See this is the problem with yoga and being so flexible that you can smell your bum hole. Mine is a mystery to me and so it shall remain.

ChocolateCherrybomb Sat 17-Oct-20 16:17:46

He's making suggestions now.

Would I like a cup of tea to go with that?

And

There's some vanilla extract and demerara sugar in the cupboard if I want to try it.

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RainingBatsAndFrogs Sat 17-Oct-20 16:18:07

And it could all get much worse when Christmas starts to smell like your bumhole.

Mulled wine simmers temptingly on the stove
Enter Child
"Mmm what's that smell?"
DH sniffs
"Don't know but it smells exactly like your mother's arse"

enjoyingscience Sat 17-Oct-20 16:19:01

Urgh, this gives me the rage (and raging thrush).

WhatWouldYouDoWhatWouldJesusDo Sat 17-Oct-20 16:19:26

I've got thrush just from reading that 😂😂😂

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