Entertainment at the Euros:
Opens with Oasis with Wonderwall. Or as I call it Wonderwail.
Then Robbie Williams, and as usual opens Angels “I sit and wait “ … crowd sings the rest, Robbie struts around, punching his chest, takes all the credit for singing four words. He then introduces, Gary Barlow, his best bud, for now.
Gary tells us we all need “A little patience “. Yes Gary, we know.
Then Ed Sheeran rocks up, with a photo in his pocket.
Cuts to Wayne Rooney. “What did you think Wayne?”
“It wasn’t great, but it wasn’t crap.” Commentator: “How’s the therapy going since World Cup half time break in 2026?”
WR: Therapist said nothing will be as bad as that. So I’m here, exposure therapy.