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World Cup 2026

AIBU to wonder why the UK gets 4 teams in the World Cup, whereas France only gets one.

524 replies

TheKittenswithMittens · 12/06/2026 21:46

Why don't we play as UK in the World Cup? Why do we get 4 teams when everyone else gets just the one? It would bring an end to anyone but England sentiment.

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FriNightBlues · Yesterday 10:03

Can you imagine the politics of trying to form Team GB/UK for the World Cup?

Treebaubles · Yesterday 10:19

Jeepers this took an odd turn.

Newname26 · Yesterday 10:21

FriNightBlues · Yesterday 10:03

Can you imagine the politics of trying to form Team GB/UK for the World Cup?

It would be a nightmare.

I'm sure at one point in 90s there was talk of Rangers and Celtic joining a UK league. One of the reasons it feel apart was the Fifa argument that the UK should compete as one nation, having separate leagues helps hold the argument of being seperate countries.

Gloriia · Yesterday 10:21

FriNightBlues · Yesterday 10:03

Can you imagine the politics of trying to form Team GB/UK for the World Cup?

Be a disaster. There's no decent players in the devolved nations <runs> Grin

Zov · Yesterday 10:24

@TheKittenswithMittens ·

So why doesn't Normandy play in the World Cup?

@TheKittenswithMittens ·

Or Sicily?

You're not being serious, surely.........?! I mean really?! 😆

Zov · Yesterday 10:32

Gloriia · Yesterday 08:24

I think it's an interesting question op. No idea why you've had so much arsiness and aggression.

As you say we have team GB for other sporting events.

So much tribalism when it comes to footie seething away in the devolved nations it seems Grin.

The only 'arsiness and aggression' - as you put it - has come from the OP as far as I can see. (And yes, I have read the full thread.)

Piggywaspushed · Yesterday 10:34

I agree...

And, moreover, it's a bizarre stance when the OP has competed in The Commonwealths which has always divided the UK / GB and NI into separate countries.

Newname26 · Yesterday 10:36

Zov · Yesterday 10:32

The only 'arsiness and aggression' - as you put it - has come from the OP as far as I can see. (And yes, I have read the full thread.)

They also claim to have completed in Womans Cycling in the 78 commonwealth games. Even though it didn't exist.

However the same argument could be made why 4 nations and not Team GB for it?

Zov · Yesterday 10:39

giemepeace · Yesterday 08:52

This thread is a perfect example, when someone starts one of those threads saying ‘why is MN so mean these days?’. It’s this. People starting goady threads which can be sensitive to others, posting belligerent and ignorant comments with no apparent understanding of why there are sensitivities, then being shocked that people insult them back! It’s called ‘having your arse handed to you’ round here, and if you are the big ‘somebody’ that you say OP, you’ll have the grace to learn from it!

This. ^ In the vast majority of threads where an OP has their arse handed to them on a plate, and people start ribbing (and yes, maybe even being a bit arsey!) it's when the OP has posted a goady thread, or something ludicrous that is challenged by posters.

And then instead of admitting that they MAY be wrong, they start doubling down and digging their heels in and insisting they're right. 'The UK does so badly in Eurovision because people hate England' was a prime example. No matter how much people told this poster that the UK is not just England, it's 3 other countries as well, she dug her heels in and wouldn't back down. She would be one of those posters who would start a 'MN is sooo full of rotten meanies!' type thread!

Honeyhonay · Yesterday 10:42

Differentforgirls · Yesterday 09:03

Source?

The census and ONS collect data on it.

RedRock41 · Yesterday 10:42

Hush that crazy talk.

Zov · Yesterday 10:45

@Newname26

They also claim to have completed in Womans Cycling in the 78 commonwealth games. Even though it didn't exist.

Oh dear. 😆 Have they addressed that when challenged? I can't see that they have - but a few of the OP's posts have been deleted so it may have been in one of those posts.

cricketnut77 · Yesterday 10:51

Only England and Scotland qualified. We invented the game and have always played as separate countries.

Honeyhonay · Yesterday 10:54

cricketnut77 · Yesterday 10:51

Only England and Scotland qualified. We invented the game and have always played as separate countries.

We 😂 did you have a hand in inventing it, aye?

Zov · Yesterday 11:00

SabrinaThwaite · 12/06/2026 23:20

I had a crack at Everest too.

Damn but that double glazing is expensive to replace once you’ve lobbed a golf ball into it.

Grin
marcopront · Yesterday 11:03

Yerdug · Yesterday 01:45

Before we go any further, can we please refer to this tournament as "The Men's World Cup"?

If you are going to be pedantic then we should be calling it “The men’s football World Cup”

marcopront · Yesterday 11:04

Newname26 · Yesterday 10:36

They also claim to have completed in Womans Cycling in the 78 commonwealth games. Even though it didn't exist.

However the same argument could be made why 4 nations and not Team GB for it?

Where have they claimed that?

Piggywaspushed · Yesterday 11:04

Newname26 · Yesterday 10:36

They also claim to have completed in Womans Cycling in the 78 commonwealth games. Even though it didn't exist.

However the same argument could be made why 4 nations and not Team GB for it?

That's not strictly true. They said they completed in the cycling. I am assuming the OP is not female. Would account for the mansplaining.

JaneJeffer · Yesterday 11:04

LilacDrift · 12/06/2026 21:50

Perhaps France are crap at football.

France Love GIF by Paris Saint-Germain

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LilacDrift · Yesterday 11:05

JaneJeffer · Yesterday 11:04

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It was a joke. Not a very funny one I admit.

Piggywaspushed · Yesterday 11:07

Oh no, as you were. I missed the post where the OP confirmed they are not a man. Bonkers.

Newname26 · Yesterday 11:21

Piggywaspushed · Yesterday 11:04

That's not strictly true. They said they completed in the cycling. I am assuming the OP is not female. Would account for the mansplaining.

I am certainly not a man - then did a runner!!!

Piggywaspushed · Yesterday 11:30

marcopront · Yesterday 11:03

If you are going to be pedantic then we should be calling it “The men’s football World Cup”

Maybe the OP has a view on the correct title but possibly the word 'world' has a confusing meaning too.

Piggywaspushed · Yesterday 11:31

I have France in our work sweepstake!

Allez les bleus!

Goonie1 · Yesterday 11:35

For goodness sake. This has got to be a joke, surely?
Just in case it’s not, let’s go back to primary schoool…The teams in the World Cup are countries. France is a country. England is a country, Scotland is a country, Wales is a country, N. Ireland is a country. The UK is not.

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